Brooke Hogan: Busty or Busted?

There is a very simple formula to figure out whether Brooke Hogan is looking good.

Brooke Hogan -- by herself -- in a bikini on the beaches of Miami is good.

Brooke, with her dad rubbing lotion on her backside, is bad.

This one falls under category A.



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31. It had to be a man who came up with the idea "Hey, let's put plastic bags of water in and call them boobs!" And many stupid women went "OK!"

Posted at 2:39PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Candy Sue

32. one looks bigger than the other

Posted at 2:40PM on Aug 8th 2008 by michelle

33. Boobs looks a little enhanced. She didn't need that but I guess women are chasing after that porn star look.

Posted at 2:50PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Tough times don't last, tough people do.

34.
the ONLY appeal that
this one has, is YOUTH;

tick, tock, tick, tock.

other than that, NOTHING
else is going for him...........


Posted at 3:15PM on Aug 8th 2008 by john wayne gacy

35. Brooke Hogant is one hot lady. And any guy who says otherwise has just gotten home from a date with his boyfriend. You are right NUMBER 5. I TOO, WOULD SOOOO DO HER!!!!!

Posted at 3:18PM on Aug 8th 2008 by pncmsing

36. OHMUGAWD!!! Looks like she has gone and gotten those puppies inflated even BIGGER...they are definitely bigger than they were when she got her FIRST boob job....BROOK...stop already......these look hideous!!!

Posted at 3:29PM on Aug 8th 2008 by I can see it, can you?

37. she never tried to hide the fact that she got implants. everyone saying "she is all real" are total morons.

that whole family is f*cked. mom is a tramp with major mental issues. dad is a creepy old man. nick is in jail and will never be the same. have you guys heard the sh!t this family has said about the victim in nicks car accident? saying that this is gods way of punishing him...... all kinds of completely unforgivable sh!t.


i would say that this family is getting their karma. and brooke? your next!!!

Posted at 3:33PM on Aug 8th 2008 by j

38. Looks like a Tranny to me....hideous

Posted at 3:40PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Thats a man baby!

39. Brooke actually is very pretty without all of the makeup.

Posted at 3:41PM on Aug 8th 2008 by vj-dj

40. One a week you take it all to the curb?It's a shame that the BEAUTIFUL beach is were inconsiderate people leave stuff behind?Someone should get a ticket for that TRASH on the beach.That's what the ENTIRE Bollea Family is WHITE TRASH,who are so STUPID that they think that Because their HAS BEEN , USE TO BE Father [hopefully verified by paternity , D.N.A. test ] H..A..D.. a stage name of HOGAN that they to should be called BLOWGAN HOGANS.they ARE NOT [1] ONE current Birth Certificate or Marriage licenses that states Hogan as their last name.Also they thought that they were so good that when they went some where they did not have to park and walk so far??Anyone ever notice the HANDICAP parking mirror hanger in the pictures of Brook SUPPOSE to be DAD's car that HER sister crashed???????

Posted at 3:50PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Baret Lawrance

41. hey GG. she is broke.
its daddies money f*ckface.
Like it or not she looks like a man, always has and always will.

Posted at 4:35PM on Aug 8th 2008 by !

42. To #27 Kim, wake up and smell the coffee sweetheart. Brooke has had 2 breast enhancement surgeries. No big deal. I feel sorry for her frankly. She is so under-educated. I doubt she has no idea how stupid she looks on her show. And it just creeps me out to no end that her wacko Daddy Dearest and his sick friend "Knobs" are always on the prowl. They tail her like dogs in heat. Brooke is an attractive young woman, far from beautiful. But she dresses horribly when she does dress. No sense of style and she is a big girl...very tall and big boned. I did not say fat. But she is big. Rather than enhance her looks she dresses cheap and tacky. How nice she is, is anyones guess. But if she had a lick of sense, she would get herself to a shrink, put her ass in school and learn something for the future. Fame is fleeting and her fame consists of being the daughter of 2 idiots and the sister of a moron. The truth will set you free. No Kim, no one is jealous of her. I would not be jealous of a 20 something woman who's father rubs lotion on her ass and thighs. I would not be jealous of a 20 something woman who's mother runs with a 19 year old. I would not be jealous of a 20 something year old woman who has her Daddy paying her bills and runs around looking like a street walker. Kim, beauty fades but stupid can be forever.

Posted at 4:39PM on Aug 8th 2008 by completely disgusted

43. She's a double bagger

Posted at 5:47PM on Aug 8th 2008 by TMZ rocks

44. Brooke and her mom look like 2 skanky whores with all that damn 80's makeup caked on them to high heavens. I bet they are both looser than Jenna "I screwed 5,000 people" Jameson.

Posted at 6:13PM on Aug 8th 2008 by RIP

45. Brooke was perfectly gorgeous so why the hell did she have to get a boob job? Why can't these women stop with the fake boobs already?! There should be a welfare fund for those who can't afford plastic surgery so that they aren't driven to suicide by failing to meet the increasingly ridiculous standards of beauty in this world.

Posted at 11:12PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Tiredoffakegirls

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