Brooke Hogan: Busty or Busted?

There is a very simple formula to figure out whether Brooke Hogan is looking good.

Brooke Hogan -- by herself -- in a bikini on the beaches of Miami is good.

Brooke, with her dad rubbing lotion on her backside, is bad.

This one falls under category A.



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46. Wow. She is way better looking without all that crap on her face!

Posted at 10:30PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Janet

47. Wow! I haven't seen that much silicone since the "7th Voyage of Sinbad!"

Posted at 9:58PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Drew Pee Drawer

48. I LIKE BROOKE AND HER FACE IS FINE . BUT GER FAKE BOOB'S LOOK TERRIBLE . I THINK SHES A VERY PRETTY GIRL BUT UNFORTUNATELY SHES GOING NO WHERE .. HER NEXT STEP MIGHT BE PLAY BOY BECAUSE WHEN THESE PEOPLE ARE FINISHED THEY LOWER THEMSELVES AND DO PLAYBOY AND I THINK SHES TO SMART FOR THAT .

GOOD LUCK BROKE ! AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A TRANNY .
A ALSO THINK SHES NOT VISITING HER BROTHER BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO MAKE HERSELF AND HER SHOW LOOK GOOD. WHAT DID HER BROTHER DO TO HER???????? NOTHING !
THE HOGANS ARE GONNA COME OUT STRONG IN THIS OR ALL OF THEM ARE GONNA SNAP.
IM SURE NICK DID ALREADY BUT I THINK HE'S GONNA BE THE ONE TO COME OUT STRONG. HE HAS A LOT OF TIME TO THINK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
GOOD LUCK GUYS !! AND LEAVE BROOKE ALONE. I DID WATCH HER SHOW A COUPLE TIMES AND DIDNT CARE FOR IT . SORRY BROOKE .

Posted at 12:01AM on Aug 9th 2008 by no more fake boobs--trend is out of style

49. The image of a Bollea--Hogan on a Beach bring back [ in Brooke -tini. case] memories of FREE WILLIE ! The sad part is that all her/its fame has brought a end to all the GOOD times at D.J. house at 1880 Pinehurst Rd. in Dunedin Fl. that we use to have.Brooke - tini . will always be the best ENGINEER for all the trains she pulled,all those fond memories of Her/ It going , going , going, Down.Glad we got some home movies of all that ACTION .You think Playboy will have a spread ? Can't beat the deal worked out with HUSTLER.

Posted at 9:41AM on Aug 9th 2008 by Baret Lawrance

50. If Brooke does Playboy will Hulk oil his daughters FUN BAGS. She had the biggest phoney Bags I've seen in a long time. She will be doing some kind of porn soon.

Posted at 9:52AM on Aug 9th 2008 by Pike

51. 26. Her boobs are real... and she is beautiful. Stop hating! Jealousy is a bad disease ya'll ;)

kim stfu you idiot, her boobs are about as "real" as pamela andersons are. atleast pamela was not busted in the face when she was 19/20---brooke hogan has no help, she is not pretty at all. looks like a dude and has major tree trunks for thighs.

Posted at 7:35PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Hell Naw

52. I think Brooke is absolutely gorgeous. She seems like a down to earth person and very nice. If those boobs are implants....BIG mistake. If they're real, your stylist might want to show you a way to minimize them. They really don't 'fit' her body.

Posted at 3:52AM on Aug 10th 2008 by LuLu

53. the "girl" is built like a linebacker, she is fug, nothing feminine of pretty about her. her face is manly,and her body looks like she should be a wraaassssssler like her daddy.

Posted at 5:30PM on Aug 10th 2008 by busted ugly Butch HOG-an

54. Brooke is so pretty without all her paint and Barbie hair do's.

Posted at 4:17PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Cat

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