Mini-Me Works His Pick-Up Lines

Verne Troyer had no problem pulling hot chicks last night -- but apparently the walk back from the bathroom wasn't as easy.



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1. Skeevy. Ewwwww.

Posted at 1:02PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Pepper

2. YOU DO WHAT YA GOTTA DO!

Posted at 1:03PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Sandra

3. Point taken, Sandra - I'm just glad I don't have to do THAT!

Posted at 1:18PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Pepper

4. he's a creepy little man...

Posted at 1:43PM on Aug 8th 2008 by renee

5. Pick me up, before you go-go...."

Posted at 1:44PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Freaked

6. If he wants to be treated like a real man, this ain't the way.

Posted at 2:38PM on Aug 8th 2008 by cg

7. Oh my God, it's MasterBlaster!

Posted at 4:24PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Brian

8. You know what... I am so nonjudgmental when it comes to Little People but this guy is a freak. There is only so many time you can be like "Wah, I am different," before people really look into your character. That and the fact that his naked freaky ass pissed all over that plant in the surreal life.

He just needs to be hit by a "short" bus and go away.

Posted at 3:17PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Local Reporter

9. I wish he would go away already! I hate that lil' TROLL!!!

Posted at 3:33PM on Aug 8th 2008 by regina

10. reminds me of Luke Skywalker with Yoda on his back!

Posted at 6:41PM on Aug 8th 2008 by Fernando Valenzuela

11. That is one way of reaching a camera on top of a wardrobe.

Posted at 8:20PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Dickie

12. Does the guy carrying Mini-Me on his shoulders know that he is passing STD's......... I would not put THAT creepy little man anywhere near me........

Posted at 8:21PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Rich

13. Is this the sex tape we have all been waiting for??????????????

Posted at 8:30PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Joan