The Claby Cometh!

61. Hey Cookie!, (#56)
If you think I'm way too invested in this..........YOU'RE RIGHT GIRL!!! This is better than Pee-Wee Herman in a XXX Adult Theater holding the goods, way, way better than the thought of Michael Jackson actually having sex!.......with a girl of course!,.....and way, way, way better than any Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian sex video (though it's a close call) this is even better than an anueryism. But my dear, dear Cookie I think your dough is a little under-cooked. Anybody that blindly follows the cult-like adoration that the freaky "Claymates" do deserve a little scrutiny and a whole lot of ball busting. I hope that the "spawn" will have something close to a normal existance. You know....going fishing, tossing a baseball around, sneaking peeks at his Dad's collection of Playboys.....Oops......Playgirls, and other joys of childhood. The "Spawn" shouldn't have to have two mommies fighting over closet space or who's makeup belongs to who?, and whether or not Brokeback Mountain should've won an Oscar....let's hope for the best.

Posted at 2:26AM on Aug 9th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

62. #53 Ya, you're right, he does look like Pee-wee. Anyway, SWEET JESUS, what is going on here. What have we all become? This is the strangest one yet. Michael Jackson, your home free now brudda!

Posted at 2:43AM on Aug 9th 2008 by efnsteve

63. Gay men can have babies, pull your head out it's 2008.

Posted at 3:59AM on Aug 9th 2008 by Robert

64. wait, 8:08 am on 08/08/08? A planned birth, I suppose??

Posted at 7:28AM on Aug 9th 2008 by Hmmmm

65. What is most intriguing in this birth is not the fact that the father is gay (after all, semen is semen) but that the mother is 50 years old! That doesn't happen a lot...

Posted at 5:47AM on Aug 9th 2008 by free

66. Yo Robert!, (#59)
You actually think one of these "gay" fathers really put their "tallywhackers" into some ladies' va-jayjay? I thought when the girl shouted "pull your HEAD out!" that was like playing sexual Russian Roulette! I think we all know it's 2008 cuz when Paris Hilton can sound smarter than the Republican nominee for President or Verne Troyer can make a sex tape........well it ain't the 90's anymore Dorothy! I also wish that folks would stop dropping the "gay" thing. Gay people are a proud, vital part of our lives and communities ..........the little dweebs hiding behind paternity or over-playing the macho card (not you Samantha Ronson!) and making being "gay" akin to having some deadly disease.........them lollipop lickers should be ashamed of themselves. But as far as Klay Ache-in is concerned: "Wipe your feet BEFORE you start playing on her carpet snatch!"

Posted at 6:55AM on Aug 9th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

67. His career is finished. So long, Clay - may you & your ready-made family exist your days in anonymity where you truly belong

Posted at 10:33AM on Aug 10th 2008 by Bawl

68. #1, he's not gay. Different in a lot of ways, not your "Typical" macho man for sure, but not gay. Look around you. Does every male you see fit your picture of what a man SHOULD be? Probably not. Still there's room for everyone on this planet. So get over it and learn to accept that it takes all kinds, whether you understand it or like it or not.

#2, Yes they probably used In Vitro Fertilization (NOT Artificial Insemination as was first rumored) after failing to conceive naturally. They've known each other a few years now. She was married when they met, and never had kids with her husband in 20+ years. Maybe there were other problems besides her age. But when ladies nearing menopause try to have babies, it takes the help of science. Many use surrogate mothers, or adopt. Others choose to spend the $$ & take the hormone treatments etc. to give birth themselves. I think she's a little crazy and definitely romanticizing the whole having/raising a baby thing, but she doesn't know since she's never done it before. It's a good thing Clay is younger enough to have the energy it's gonna take to keep up with a toddler. I'm 4 yrs older than Jaymes and my grandbabies wear me out after a couple days in a row. I'm betting they'll have a nanny in the wings in short order!

Reading most of these comments just shows me that most of the readers here are uneducated, shallow-minded sheep in a society gone sadly wrong with its obsession with vulgarity and scandal. Where is the love and joy we were put on earth to share.

Posted at 12:39PM on Aug 9th 2008 by mjl

69. #62, the birth could have been a scheduled C-section due to risk factors related to mama's age, or others that we'd have no guess about. I worked OB for a few years and saw Drs. & nurses carefully time the procedure to get a requested time of birth, besides parents picking the date. It's common. My own son chose his baby's birthday and that was just a scheduled induction of labor. No big surprise they'd do that. According to numerology the number 8 represents success and power. If you could pick that for your baby, wouldn't you?

Posted at 12:47PM on Aug 9th 2008 by mjl

70. My Dearest mjl and My Dearest polishprincess, (#'s 63+64 and #65)
So according to you two I am both a "shallow minded sheep" as well as a "nut case".......huh? Guilty as charged my nubile little honey-pots......sort of! You will never find a dang sheep that found me shallow.......though a couple did complain when I sang: "I Only Have Eyes for EWE!" A couple of others said I wasn't that "Baaaaad." As far as "nut cases" my scrotal sac holds both my little sperminators quite well thank you! And Grannie mjl....we all have fantasies that we cling to as being real. I still believe in Santa Claus and you don't believe in faeries. If you truly believe that Klay is a 100% horned-up pure heterosexual man.......then I challenge you to take this test: next time you see Klay in a restaurant invite yourself over and do the autograph thing. Then wait........when Klay gets up to use the Men's Room and comes back in fifteen or twenty minutes go right up to that stud-muffin and give him the mother of all french kisses! I mean the kind where your tongue tickles his tonsils. Then step back and ask yourself these two questions: why are Klay's pants so dirty around the knees?,,,,,,,and what is that god-awful aftertaste? But before all else though let's bring peace to the klaymates and all of the other posters and all agree to spread the love. Stop the hate and share the love.........just leave my sheep alone!!! Oh and mjl........remember this Listerine kills germs on contact!

Posted at 4:58PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

71. I imagine Clay has more baby batter to spread around. I believe more is to come.

Posted at 9:36PM on Aug 9th 2008 by daddy o

72. Think again, Bawl.... Clay will be around making millions long after you've hung up your McDonald's uniform for the retirement home. The guy can sing like nobody's business, is an hilarious comic actor, a charismatic TV guest and/or host & when he takes the time to write - songs or books - it turns out brilliantly. So sorry that your only talent is cleaning the fry machine. Bet you still smell like salt, grease & salmonella even after a shower...... LOL!

CONGRATS, Clay & Jaymes... may little Parker bring you decades of joy & unconditional love!!!

Posted at 6:59AM on Aug 11th 2008 by sam

73. Ooh......Sam (#70),
You, my dear child, are the reason parents lock-up their medications at home. When exactly did you start "huffing" gas fumes......Mmm? As a rule I won't make fun of the mentally ill BUT in your case.......the gloves are off! You made fun of Bawl (#69) working at MacDonald's but at least he's got a paying job. I am sorry that things didn't work out at the Special Ed. Vocational school didn't work out for you. But get real girl did you REALLY think that you could make a career out of stuffing envelopes the rest of your life.......Well??? And you know girl that just because you finally learned to tie your shoes on your own.......(I don't agree that velcro straps counts).......does not mean you get to pass out the animal crackers at snack time. When did the voices in your head start up on this Klay Ache-in thing? He sucks at acting.........who really believes him when he says; "I'm not gay"..........huh?.......who? The only writing Klay ever wrote was his phone number on the inside wall of the bathroom stall in the men's room. As for "the millions" he'll be making will be the millions of spermazotas he'll be churning out next time he "fathers a child" or when his monthly copy of Playgirl arrives!!!

Posted at 12:39PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

74. Does anyone else find it odd that the baby was born at 8:08 on 8/8/8 and if you subtract the length from itself (9-1 = 8) and add the weight together (6+2 = 8) they all equal 8? Seems a little coinsidental to me doesn't it to you??

Posted at 11:09PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Shelli

75. that bitch is gonna be almost 70 when the kid graduates high school. that is TOO OLD, I don't care what anyone says.

Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 11th 2008 by brittany