The Claby Cometh!

76. Braindamaged2too

You are truly pathetic, definitely childish and probably proud of yourself. For someone who knows nothing about Clay Aiken, you seem to believe you have a lot of knowledge. Where's that anger and viciousness coming from, guy? Maybe you should seek help for that anger issue you're harboring, or are you just jealous of his success? It's one thing to care nothing at all about the man, but this seems to have become an obsession for you. You might want to stand still for a minute and ask yourself why Clay Aiken's life and how he lives it means SO much to you. You seem to be very invested in someone you profess to think is a useless human being. Hmmm....that, in itself, is very strange.

Methinks Thou Dost Protest Too Much. Why?

Posted at 12:23PM on Aug 12th 2008 by scalesofjustice

77. Congratulations Clay and Jaymes!! Can't wait to see you on tour again Clay!

Posted at 2:16PM on Aug 18th 2008 by ClayAikenFan

78. why are all you people who don't like clay bothering to read any of the comments? don't you have anything better to do? i mean besides clay bashing. if i didn't like clay aiken i would stay away from anything to do with him. wht's done is done. the baby was concieved, he was born healthy, thank God. just leave them alone and let them raise the child to be a decent human being.

Posted at 10:00PM on Aug 12th 2008 by polishprincess

79. Oh my Oh my..........my dear "ScalesofJustice" (#75) and other Klay-mates,
I hate it when I am SO expose for my immature, trite vulgarities as well as my obsession with a no talent, backwoods peter-puffer. I just can't help myself........who could? I love skewering the hipocracy that masquerades itself as "Klay!" Hey I don't care if all of you misguided "hussies" want to worship a guy (and I use that term loosely) who'd rather pork your little brother than do the horizontal bop with you!!! Besides half the fun of writing these little diatribes is waiting for all those "over 30, still living at home Klaybees" to get their skirts in a snit defending him. I like to poke fun at those celebs who are full of themselves and who think they are somehow better than the rest of us. Old Klay-bee is just too much fun to pass up. So my little hussies go out and find a real man (I'm available!) to get all hot and bothered over. Love to you all ladies..........LOVE!!!

Posted at 12:39AM on Aug 15th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

80. Did anyone beside me notice that that baby looks JUST like Clay? Clay Aiken, not the friggin' Play Doh - no wait, it does look like...like...It's CLAY Doh!!!!! It's looks like he pressed his face right in.......it.

Posted at 2:47AM on Aug 15th 2008 by IWONKY

81. Earth to #78. Clay IS better than the rest of us. Deal with it.

Posted at 1:47PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Shawn

82. HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!................(pay attention #80,,,,shawn).........GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM!!!!
Hey "shawn"...........when you gotta pee do you squat or stand up jerkin the gerkin? See I gotta know if you're ache-in from Klay or ache-in for Klay???........well? Is it his vunerability that tugs at your heart strings? Or does his singing inspire you to greater heights? Do you share these thoughts and feelings with the others in your group therapy sessions? I heard if the group does really, really good in this week's session they'll bring out the crayons and you can all color next week. I am SO jealous.............Klay is soooo much better than me......sort of! If you count his membership in the Hershey Highway Patrol, or his workout routine using fresh protein injections, or his magical music skills as he "hums" away on the skin flute. Yep "shawn" ya got me there..............just when I thought I'd get a head........Oops that's Klay's line!!! Ask yourself this one "shawn".........in ten years which one of us will still be standing.........Mmmm??? I will of course because Klay-be will still be "knee-ding" his special "friends." Do you Klay-mates really think that in ten years Klay will be out at the ball park with his little spawn tossing a ball around? In ten years I'll probably be over my inferiority complex and Klay-be will probably be the spokeswoman for Preparation-H!!! I can deal with that. Let's just spread the love.....not the K-Y jelly...O.K.?

Posted at 4:47PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

83. Oh my dear, dear "scalesofjustice,"
To be so openly exposed. You saw right through me. I am SO transparent, obsessed with the Immaculate Ejaculator AND harboring extreme bitterness over Klay-Bee's millions and millions of dollars. My anger issues revolve around my inferiority complex. Though it's less of a problem when I take my medication on a regular basis. I love these postings because you can have fun skewering celebrities and their obsessed fans. And when someone takes the bait I just can't help myself..............I mean take yourself for example! You obviously harbor "feelings" toward the singing man-child known as Klay Ache-in. I would be frustrated too if the love of my life liked his "franks and beans" instead of the old "fish sandwich." Sure he sings and makes tons of money.........BUT at the end of the day who is more likely to tickle your "G-Spot?"........cuz we all know Klay likes whipping up the baby batter himself rather then sharing a bed with a hot chick like yourself. I could go on and on and on but why don't we spread the love around and stop being haters? No hard feelings........right? Let's be friends and not sarcastic, pathetic enemies....O.K.?....XOXOXOXOXOX

Posted at 11:05AM on Aug 20th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

84. The baby looks like Lindsey Lohan with short hair!!!! Really!!!!

Posted at 5:28PM on Aug 26th 2008 by elvira007

85. clay is beginning to remind of Michael Jackson. Feel sorry for this kid.

Posted at 10:42PM on Aug 20th 2008 by grossed out