Alba & Biel: One of These Fools Has Gots to Go!

Actresses Jessica Alba (left) and Jessica Biel (right).
Jessica Alba and Jessia Biel
These two have more in common than just their first names ...

  • Most impressive talent is being genetically blessed.
  • Resume loaded with box office flops.
  • Penchant for being a big ol' sourpuss.

This town ain't big enuf for the both of 'em!



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1. the loser has to come live with me!

Posted at 3:27PM on Aug 9th 2008 by waggy

2.
which one of these two has the lowest self-esteem to produce

a child with a NOBODY wanna-be production assistant ?

Posted at 3:33PM on Aug 9th 2008 by john wayne gacy

3. Jessica Biel has to go...Jessica Alba is a beautiful Latin woman...she had a baby and still looks better than Biel.

And to comment #1...lol..that's funny.

Posted at 3:33PM on Aug 9th 2008 by YLM

4. Jessica Alba is the crankiest person on the planet, and I know this from firsthand experience. But I never thought that Jessica Biel was remotely pretty. She is a butterface for sure.

Posted at 3:35PM on Aug 9th 2008 by missy

5. Which one of the commenters is a jealous SOB who could never get a real woman let alone Jessica Alba?

Posted at 3:39PM on Aug 9th 2008 by #2 is a loser

6. At least with having a baby Jessica Alba is somewhat interesting. I used to think Biel had a lot of potential, but she's thrown her career away by putting her boyfriend first, and for some reason is beginning to look like a man. WTF? So she's the one to go.

Posted at 3:41PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Larue

7.
who on this earth could EVER
be jealous of CASH warren ?

he has absolutely NOTHING going for him
EXCEPT that SHE wanted a baby............

Posted at 3:54PM on Aug 9th 2008 by john wayne gacy

8. they are both very pretty girls....with more success and money than most of us will ever see. it seems like a lot of people are suffering from a case of sour grapes!

Posted at 3:55PM on Aug 9th 2008 by tickles

9. We can't vote on getting rid of them both??

Posted at 3:58PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Robin

10. I'm still look'in for my Rich good look'in red head but i will also take the loser til Miss Right comes along: )

Posted at 4:03PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Mik

11. I think the first one who goes topless with full frontal nudity to the camera should stay and the other one should hit the road. And since Alba said she will NEVER do nudity....guess we got a winner in Biel! (Closest Alba did to full screen nudity was use a body double in some indepentant movie)

Posted at 4:06PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Outlaw Star

12. uh, one of these women looks like skeletor. She used to be hot, but went the Hollywood trend of looking like a 12 year old boy. Any grown man who is attracted to Alba's body is probably a pedophile.

As far as Cash Warren- well he is a son of an actor/star athlete and business partners/friends with famous athletes. Usually thats about enough to be "somebody" especially among the TMZ peanut gallery. But apparently he actually does have a job or does somekind of productive work. How many of the people here criticizing him here are "nobodies."? Probably all of you. One doesnt need to be a box office star to endup with a marginal actress who has seen better days. What do you think Jessica Alba is going to land Brad pitt? Maybe Brad Rowe.

Posted at 4:17PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Bob Stevens

13.
" CASHED " in warren has done NOTHING
in this world except live off of other people.

his daddy is an 60 - something aging black man who's
claim to fame was playing for ucla during the lew lacindor
years and still tries to get little television acting parts.

hence, being a ucla alumni, that's where "CASHED IN " met
baron davis, who produces movies and now plays for the clippers.

point being, if it wasn't for his daddy and
jessica alba, this leech would NEVER survive.............







Posted at 4:59PM on Aug 9th 2008 by john wayne gacy

14. iM NOT UNDERSTANDiNG Y EiTHER OF THEM HAVE TO GO? THEY BOTH DO DiFFERENT ROLES. THERE BOTH BEAUTiFUL SUCCESSFUL WOMAN. WHY DOES ANYONE HAVE TO GO?!?

Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Precious1

15. Both of these women are incredibly beautiful stunners. I'd be facing the worst possible decision ever if I could only bang one. Seeing as Alba just recently gave birth and might have serious stretch marks (or worse, caesarian section scars), I'd likely choose Biel for a wild romp. I realize that that wasn't the question, but I couldn't vote either of them off - they're both gorgeous. How about voting off Katherine Heigl?

Posted at 4:21PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Rocco

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