Alba & Biel: One of These Fools Has Gots to Go!

16. Just because they dont kiss TMZ"s ass. they have to go? Arrogant much? I wouldnt be happy either if you guys were stalking me all the time. Neither one is your little puppet who will not dance when you tell them to. That makes you nuts doesnt it?? They arent your performing monkees like Paris and all those other attention whores.

Posted at 4:21PM on Aug 9th 2008 by tina.

17. iM NOT UNDERSTANDiNG Y EiTHER OF THEM HAVE TO GO? THEY BOTH DO
DiFFERENT ROLES. THERE BOTH BEAUTiFUL SUCCESSFUL WOMAN. WHY DOES
ANYONE HAVE TO GO?!?

Posted at 4:22PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Precious1

18. I heard Jessica Beil has STDs?

Posted at 4:32PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Kelli

19. its a really tough choice. i think it's time for a naked oil wrestling match.

Posted at 4:44PM on Aug 9th 2008 by bobbyozone

20. Jessica Beil- ugly. Jessica Alba- bad attitude.

Buh-Bye to both.


Can we have Sarah Jessica Parker ?

Posted at 5:32PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Randi Nicole

21. Both are hot, both have nice asses, and both don't need a lot of make-up. On the other side
Alba is high-strung, and Biel only success as an actress was with Seventh Heaven, but basically all three bullets are correct. In sure both can associate FORD, TOYOTA, and VOLVO
with car making but not BOEING, CESSNA, or AIRBUS with plane making. My verdict is to
expel Hilton, Moakler, and Montag albeit they are not Jessica LOLLOLLOL!!!

-BUT- if this was between Eva Longoria-Parker and Eva Mendes, I'd have to say buh-bye to
Eva Longoria-Parker.

Jessica and Jessica like Eva and Eva are approximately one year apart from each other in age.

Until recently all four shared the first bullet point until Eva Parker gained a little weight and
looked old.

But Alba, Biel, and Mendes all share the second bullet point.

Posted at 5:41PM on Aug 9th 2008 by BOEING 787

22. We have seen jessica biel without make up and she looks like a messed up druggie.And i don' know how jessica alba looks without her make up,probably better than biel so i say biel HAS TO GO AND THE WINNER COMES WITH ME!

Posted at 5:48PM on Aug 9th 2008 by MR.BUNGLE

23. TMZ are a bunch of douchebags but at last they got something right, these two hack jobs have make the worst movies and are not half as attractive as they think they are.......Alba is better looking but both are bitches that think their $hit dont stink.

Posted at 5:51PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Donald Tramp

24. Jessica was really HOT!!! until she got knocked Up!, Personally I think Biel would get you more BANG for your BucK!!

Posted at 8:04PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Agent037

25. Both have slept with Derek Jeter.....How has that not come up!

Posted at 6:20PM on Aug 9th 2008 by cole

26. Biel looks horrid in that pic. As is shes way over rated. Albas WAY hotter, Biel is decent at best

Posted at 6:26PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Cyrax

27. And they both slept with Derek Jeter...

Posted at 7:41PM on Aug 23rd 2008 by Cobblestone

28. Jessica Alba Gots to Go! She's annoying. Jessica Biel is smoking hot!

Posted at 7:16PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Onfirm

29. As someone has already mentioned, the fact that they've both slept with Derek Jeter is probably what they most have in common. Oh, besides the fact that they share the same strain of herpes (also via Jeter).

Posted at 7:22PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Footballer

30. If one them goes. Can I have the other one?

Posted at 7:33PM on Aug 9th 2008 by daddy o