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Alba & Biel: One of These Fools Has Gots to Go!

8/9/2008 3:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Actresses Jessica Alba (left) and Jessica Biel (right).
Jessica Alba and Jessia Biel
These two have more in common than just their first names ...

  • Most impressive talent is being genetically blessed.
  • Resume loaded with box office flops.
  • Penchant for being a big ol' sourpuss.

This town ain't big enuf for the both of 'em!

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16.

mary    

Just because they dont kiss TMZ"s ass. they have to go? Arrogant much? I wouldnt be happy either if you guys were stalking me all the time. Neither one is your little puppet who will not dance when you tell them to. That makes you nuts doesnt it?? They arent your performing monkees like Paris and all those other attention whores.

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17.

Precious1    

iM NOT UNDERSTANDiNG Y EiTHER OF THEM HAVE TO GO? THEY BOTH DO
DiFFERENT ROLES. THERE BOTH BEAUTiFUL SUCCESSFUL WOMAN. WHY DOES
ANYONE HAVE TO GO?!?

2244 days ago
18.

Kelli    

I heard Jessica Beil has STDs?

2244 days ago
19.

bobbyozone    

its a really tough choice. i think it's time for a naked oil wrestling match.

2244 days ago
20.

Randi Nicole    

Jessica Beil- ugly. Jessica Alba- bad attitude.

Buh-Bye to both.


Can we have Sarah Jessica Parker ?

2244 days ago
21.

BOEING 787    

Both are hot, both have nice asses, and both don't need a lot of make-up. On the other side
Alba is high-strung, and Biel only success as an actress was with Seventh Heaven, but basically all three bullets are correct. In sure both can associate FORD, TOYOTA, and VOLVO
with car making but not BOEING, CESSNA, or AIRBUS with plane making. My verdict is to
expel Hilton, Moakler, and Montag albeit they are not Jessica LOLLOLLOL!!!

-BUT- if this was between Eva Longoria-Parker and Eva Mendes, I'd have to say buh-bye to
Eva Longoria-Parker.

Jessica and Jessica like Eva and Eva are approximately one year apart from each other in age.

Until recently all four shared the first bullet point until Eva Parker gained a little weight and
looked old.

But Alba, Biel, and Mendes all share the second bullet point.

2244 days ago
22.

Rap sucks    

We have seen jessica biel without make up and she looks like a messed up druggie.And i don' know how jessica alba looks without her make up,probably better than biel so i say biel HAS TO GO AND THE WINNER COMES WITH ME!

2244 days ago
23.

Todd Lee    

TMZ are a bunch of douchebags but at last they got something right, these two hack jobs have make the worst movies and are not half as attractive as they think they are.......Alba is better looking but both are bitches that think their $hit dont stink.

2244 days ago
24.

Agent037    

Jessica was really HOT!!! until she got knocked Up!, Personally I think Biel would get you more BANG for your BucK!!

2244 days ago
25.

cole    

Both have slept with Derek Jeter.....How has that not come up!

2244 days ago
26.

Cyrax    

Biel looks horrid in that pic. As is shes way over rated. Albas WAY hotter, Biel is decent at best

2244 days ago
27.

Cobblestone    

And they both slept with Derek Jeter...

2244 days ago
28.

Onfirm    

Jessica Alba Gots to Go! She's annoying. Jessica Biel is smoking hot!

2244 days ago
29.

Footballer    

As someone has already mentioned, the fact that they've both slept with Derek Jeter is probably what they most have in common. Oh, besides the fact that they share the same strain of herpes (also via Jeter).

2244 days ago
30.

Knock It Off    

If one them goes. Can I have the other one?

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