Alba & Biel: One of These Fools Has Gots to Go!

Actresses Jessica Alba (left) and Jessica Biel (right).
Jessica Alba and Jessia Biel
These two have more in common than just their first names ...

  • Most impressive talent is being genetically blessed.
  • Resume loaded with box office flops.
  • Penchant for being a big ol' sourpuss.

This town ain't big enuf for the both of 'em!



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31. There is a much better nudity ratio with Biel. She may not have the face, but she can make up for it. with the bod Alba on the other hand has the face and the bod, but the nudity ratio is weak sauce. I say Alba goes.

Posted at 8:10PM on Aug 9th 2008 by The Emperor

32. biel looks like a man, non wonder timberlake is with her/him.

Posted at 8:32PM on Aug 9th 2008 by tuna marie

33. biel looks like a man, no wonder timberlake is with her/him.

Posted at 8:33PM on Aug 9th 2008 by tuna marie

34.
MINKA kelly, welcome to the
wonderful world of STD'S...........

who's next ?

Posted at 8:38PM on Aug 9th 2008 by john wayne gacy

35. It never ceases to amaze me how all you blogs just hate the celebs that won't kiss your ass. Just because a celeb hates the paparazzi is no reason to put them in these they must go polls. Both these girls are gorgeous and seem very nice. Jessica Biel especially seems very sweet. They don't write the scripts. They both do pretty good acting jobs. Biel has several movies coming up so maybe she'll have gotten lucky enough to have finally gotten a good script. Love them both but especially jessica biel.

Posted at 8:40PM on Aug 9th 2008 by susan

36.
Forget which one has to go, I want to see them come.

Posted at 9:21PM on Aug 9th 2008 by smellmyfinger

37. I HATE BOTH OF THEM!!!

Posted at 2:31AM on Aug 10th 2008 by Priscilla

38. What a dumb poll? I don't get it.

Posted at 10:45PM on Aug 27th 2008 by jimmi

39. Biel doesn't have several movies coming up, and she needs to give it up because its well known she's a lesbian.

Posted at 1:22PM on Aug 29th 2008 by Sandy

40. I also don't think Jessica B. is that pretty, it's something about her face!! She has a GREAT body though! Alba is gorgeous, she does the worst movies but she's a beautiful woman!

Posted at 10:30PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Meg

41. jessica biealba.....

ugh! they ARE the same poison...i meant, person....POISON!!

Posted at 10:41PM on Aug 9th 2008 by poisonberri

42. YOU CAN SERVE DRINKS OFF JESSIE BIELS ASS....ITS AWSOME..

Posted at 10:48PM on Aug 9th 2008 by Melon Head

43. Alba is very pretty. She looks gorgeous with that long hair. Biel is average but her nice but makes up for her looks.

Posted at 12:57AM on Aug 10th 2008 by cavity creep

44. timberlake knows jessica biel has a big mouth, it must be good for something.

Posted at 3:01AM on Aug 10th 2008 by tuna marie

45. I don't get it, what exactly do these two have in common? lolz they look nothing a like, but i'd pick jessica alba to stay just because shes hotter :)

Posted at 7:49AM on Aug 10th 2008 by sanitariums

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