Alba & Biel: One of These Fools Has Gots to Go!

Actresses Jessica Alba (left) and Jessica Biel (right).
Jessica Alba and Jessia Biel
These two have more in common than just their first names ...

  • Most impressive talent is being genetically blessed.
  • Resume loaded with box office flops.
  • Penchant for being a big ol' sourpuss.

This town ain't big enuf for the both of 'em!



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46. Neither one of these beautiful women are going anywhere. They have the careers that Harvey can only lust after.

Posted at 9:07AM on Aug 10th 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds

47. i agree with #6. i don't like Biel's body either - too muscular.. or even her facial bone structure - she really looks like a man.

Posted at 1:01PM on Aug 15th 2008 by dRew

48. tmz, you are so sad - pathetic - why are you picking on them? Don't know much about Jessica Alba, but I think Jessica Biel is beautiful in a very natural way. Anytime I've seen her on a talk show, she is sweet, personable, very funny and seems to be very down to earth. I really don't understand where/why you guys come up with things like this. JB avoids the paps and the spotlight - is that why? She is too good for JT - the skinny little shiit (althought I do like his music).

Posted at 11:04AM on Aug 10th 2008 by Is Anyone Out There?

49. I think they both suck!!!!!! Jessica Biel has had waaaaayyyyyyyyyy too much plastic surgery!!!! Genetically blessed my a$$. At least Jessica "Don't call me Latina" Alba is pretty!!

Posted at 4:03PM on Aug 10th 2008 by amy

50. #43...Jessica Biel is beautiful in a very natural way.....HAHAHAHA...YEAH RIGHT!!! That girl is not natural....how can you be w/ plastic surgery and lip injections and whatever else she gets done.

Posted at 4:06PM on Aug 10th 2008 by amy

51. Alba is hot and biel looks like the JOKER!!

Posted at 11:05PM on Aug 10th 2008 by Alec

52. Jessica Biel resembles a horse. I don't understand what Justin Timberlake sees in her at all. Not only does she have an ugly face, but can one person come up with an interesting comment that has ever come from that girls horse-mouth? Didn't think so...

Oh, and has she ever been in anything remotely worth spending time watching? I'll stop myself before I get nasty.

The truth is, I honestly don't like her. I went to school with her, and she was a total bitch.

Posted at 2:21AM on Aug 11th 2008 by steven miguel williamson III

53. Well since neither is good at acting, I think the UGLY one has to go...J. Biel. She is NOT genetically blessed in any way. She looks like an ugly horse. Her looks are highly overrated. Sometimes I wonder if people who name the "Hottest women of the year" are blind?
At least Jessica Alba is pretty.

Posted at 1:04PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Chi

54. Whut?! TMZ must have something personal going on. Both of these actresses STAY! I luv em both.

Jessica Biel was awesome in THE ILLUSIONIST, and Jessica Alba was teh only thing worth watching in the FANTASTIC FOUR movies.

TMZ has crossed the line here. Neither has to go. TMZ should go before either of these aspiring young stars. For me there is nothing to dislike of either of them. They should band up as a team.

Posted at 1:33PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Scott

55. hmm biel was better i nbed but was high and drunk so i dont america you decide

Posted at 7:53AM on Aug 30th 2008 by james bill brian

56. Let's get the facts straight...both girls slept their way to the top! TMZ will soon find the proof!

Posted at 12:53PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Steven Miller

57. They're both overrated. Who cares? I wish I was hot renough to make a career out of....being hot. Cuz face it, there's not much acting going on with these two. Acting coaches? Screw it. Where's hair and make-up?!!

Posted at 9:19AM on Sep 26th 2008 by Rach

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