Jake Gyllenhaal: A Better Persian of Me

16. When is congress going to do an investigation on Hollywood for STEROID ABUSE. They went crazy over baseball, yet Hollywood is all clear to make movies based on video games for kids with juiced out actors. A few examples, Christian Bales goes from ripped in American psycho to holocaust victim lookalike in the Machinist back to ripped in the Batman movies. Yeah I am sure he just changed his diet and quit started lifting heavy. Then there are the used to be pudgy Timberland and Dr. Dre. Oh yeah don't forget Eric Bana and Brad Pitt in Troy. Well I guess they will be having open heart surgeries soon just like Arnold did. Somebody take a deep breathe and blow on the whistle.

Posted at 9:47PM on Aug 11th 2008 by motivated

17. It looks totally real to me, but even if it IS fake.......if female celebs can get boob jobs, lipo, facelifts, botox, whatever, I say GO JAKE. He looks incredible.

Posted at 6:57PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Rita

18. He looks like Billy Ray Cyrus!

Posted at 7:01PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Stephany

19. Ewwww... JAKE'S BLONDE BEARD IS FUGLY AS HELL.

Posted at 7:07PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Lola

20. Daaaaaaamn!! Has he been workin out on that muscle in his pants, too??? WoWiee!!!!

Posted at 7:08PM on Aug 11th 2008 by JessBcuz

21. Reese brought PAPARAZZI with her to promote the fauxmance.

Reese is major PR WH0RE

Posted at 7:10PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Pam

22. I got $500 on carrot top to kick his ass... has anyone seen CT lately? has must have gotta some Steroids too...

Posted at 7:10PM on Aug 11th 2008 by bambam4LSU

23. What happened to my boy in the bubble. :(

Posted at 7:14PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Willie Olson

24. He looks great! Reese is a LUCKY girl

Posted at 7:14PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Rose Pitasi

25. HE LOOKS MORE GAY NOW THAN HE DID IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.

Posted at 7:15PM on Aug 11th 2008 by john

26. He looks a little bit like Billy Ray Cyrus from a distance.

Posted at 7:43PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Sonny

27. He looks hunkalicious!

Posted at 7:18PM on Aug 11th 2008 by withak

28. Wow! Love the bod, hate the hair. Wouldn't turn him away because of it, though. He's hot! Lucky Reese. She sure traded up.

Posted at 7:36PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Brendolyn

29. I played the game the movie is based on and he is way too thick for the Prince. He needs to be more swimmer like or track and field not weight lifter.

Posted at 7:41PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Thyna

30. Is that a life alert around Reese's neck? She's got her Hover round parked in the back.

Jake she'll be asleep by six then you can sneak your hot man in your room.

Posted at 7:45PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Bring your Grandma to work day