Jake Gyllenhaal: A Better Persian of Me

46. Welcome to Hollyroid !

Posted at 10:30PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Rommel

47. It's Achy Breaky Butt Pirate.

Posted at 10:43PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Stevo

48. Billy Ray Cyrus is dating Reese Witherspoon? Hot!!

Posted at 8:55AM on Aug 12th 2008 by ms_

49.
for the record, i too was
recently on the needle;

decadurabulin injectable
and primobolan digestible..

you get huge REALLY fast, then ween off of the
juice, to keep on about 15 total solid pounds......

Posted at 12:12AM on Aug 12th 2008 by donald henry gaskins

50. Wow - petite Reese gets to have all of that man ...... work it girl!!!!

Posted at 12:20AM on Aug 12th 2008 by Jake is looking mighty fine!

51. His chest and stomach is a different color than his arms, FAKE!

Posted at 12:21AM on Aug 12th 2008 by Bren

52. Oooooh baby. Will u idiots get over the Brokeback Mountian comments? Jeez, it was a movie. He is obviously all man. Lucky lucky Reese. What a babe he is.

Posted at 9:58AM on Aug 12th 2008 by me

53. Jake is a wonderful actor. And Reese's kids are lucky (it seems) to have him in their life. YOU BLEW IT, RYAN PHILLIPPE- OR HOWEVER HE SPELLS HIS NAME.....

Posted at 1:40AM on Aug 12th 2008 by LIVING IN THE OC, CA.

54. Where in Sam's hell did the Donnie Darko bod go?

Why? Why man? Why?

Posted at 1:41AM on Aug 12th 2008 by Campy

55. Eeewww. He looks like he needs a haircut and a bath. Not all women like the 'roid look. I like a man to look fit for 2008, not 10,000 B.C.

Posted at 2:39AM on Aug 12th 2008 by Chris

56. that ain't jake gyllenhaal. I even blew up the picture and looked closely at his face. Unless you can show us a better picture, I ain't buying it.

Posted at 2:42AM on Aug 12th 2008 by beth563

57. Even if it is him,..Well, I imagine most of us men and women alike, would look that good if we were paid hundreds of thousands and told to go to the gym, and by the way, heres a personal trainer. Its part of their contracts. Ive worked with many stars that have been ORDERED to go to the gym by contract to buff up to make more money from all you slobbering women. And they do, and you are. Doesnt take much to pull hard earned dollars from our primitive, instinctive pockets.
As for those of you saying how lucky one is to have a man like that, you girls are no less shallow then the men you all whine at for drooling and fantasizing about being with the women celebs. You must all have great relationships! BTW More beefcake = more fat later. And steroids - yeah, they make a man really sweet and cool. People with bodies like that mostly do them - sorry but its true. And a guy that maintains that, doesnt spend much time with his woman anyway - but rather with other sweaty men - in the gym.

Posted at 3:21AM on Aug 12th 2008 by Reason

58. I remember when he used to live in Fresno.

Posted at 5:18AM on Aug 12th 2008 by that fat guy that keeps staring at you from across the street...

59. Like the body
love the face
the hair, not so much.
Hate the girlfriend!

Posted at 7:06AM on Aug 12th 2008 by jaws

60. Some of you are clueless idiots. That is the real Jake all buff and looking amazingly hot! Have you not seen Jarhead? And you don't know a thing about the Prince of Persia video game if you don't realize he looks totally right for this movie.

Posted at 7:13AM on Aug 12th 2008 by DG