1. Did his abdominizer get lost in baggage claims? I must say I do love the DD and also the big boobs. Is he adjusting his sideways vagina?

Posted at 3:27PM on Aug 11th 2008 by butthead

2. First!

Posted at 3:28PM on Aug 11th 2008 by BabyGirl

3. omg! i love duran duran, but wtf is he doing???

Posted at 3:28PM on Aug 11th 2008 by renee

4. Fishing in Sardinia

Posted at 3:29PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Melanie

5. I'd still do him... in a second!

Posted at 3:29PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Durannie

6. OMG TMZ, you should pay my medical bills from my jaw hitting the desk when I read who this is!! I laughed at the pic then looked over and saw it was my beloved Simon....HOLY COW!

Posted at 3:33PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Amy

7. uummm...what IS he looking for? If he has to search that hard - must not be much there....lol. What a silly ass picture.

Posted at 3:39PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Kelly

8. HIS NAME IS SIMON AND HES PICKING OUT THE SAND
FROM UNDER HIS BALLS TO THE HINEY LAND.


LMFAO!

Posted at 3:40PM on Aug 11th 2008 by pixfairie73

9. Can't comment now, I'm going to the gym!

Posted at 3:44PM on Aug 11th 2008 by HelloDanny

10. Got crabs?

Posted at 3:50PM on Aug 11th 2008 by rachel

11. he's still hot... still makes me "hungry like a wolf"...lol

Posted at 4:00PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Christy

12. W.T.F. crime scene is right...need to do some ajusting?...play with your package in deeper waters...

Posted at 4:01PM on Aug 11th 2008 by northern gyspy

13. Oh HELL no, Kelly - he's got a whale in his Speedos. He's probably tucking it back in or something.

There are photos out there of him in these pink plastic pants...OMFG...

Posted at 4:15PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Bitchykins

14. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land (in his umspeedo?)

Posted at 4:15PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Your momma

15. Union of the Snake!

Posted at 4:17PM on Aug 11th 2008 by WangChung