The Wild Boys Are Calling

I'd still do him... in a second!

Did his abdominizer get lost in baggage claims? I must say I do love the DD and also the big boobs. Is he adjusting his sideways vagina?

omg! i love duran duran, but wtf is he doing???

First!

Fishing in Sardinia

uummm...what IS he looking for? If he has to search that hard - must not be much there....lol. What a silly ass picture.

OMG TMZ, you should pay my medical bills from my jaw hitting the desk when I read who this is!! I laughed at the pic then looked over and saw it was my beloved Simon....HOLY COW!

HIS NAME IS SIMON AND HES PICKING OUT THE SAND
FROM UNDER HIS BALLS TO THE HINEY LAND.


LMFAO!

Can't comment now, I'm going to the gym!

Got crabs?

he's still hot... still makes me "hungry like a wolf"...lol

W.T.F. crime scene is right...need to do some ajusting?...play with your package in deeper waters...

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land (in his umspeedo?)

Oh HELL no, Kelly - he's got a whale in his Speedos. He's probably tucking it back in or something.

There are photos out there of him in these pink plastic pants...OMFG...

Union of the Snake!