1. First!

Posted at 4:50PM on Aug 12th 2008 by BabyGirl

2. Just call a fart a fart.

Posted at 4:51PM on Aug 12th 2008 by Kay

3. Rage Cage!

Posted at 4:54PM on Aug 12th 2008 by cheetah

4. Kyle Gass is kewler than the other side of the pillow!

Posted at 4:55PM on Aug 12th 2008 by Amazing T!

5. Seriously, who the hell is this old fart?

Posted at 5:18PM on Aug 12th 2008 by Bob

6. Nothing funnier than a paparazzi with a black eye caused by his camera being shoved into his face. And then the impending lawsuit that follows. F you paps!!

Posted at 5:20PM on Aug 12th 2008 by I laugh at others misfortunes

7.
for once, thank you PAP SMEARS !

can't even fathom the fact that this type of
douche bag level of celebrity thinks he's all that.

thankfully, when he's put in his proper
place, his hair gets all in a bunch.

oh wait, did it ?

Posted at 5:33PM on Aug 12th 2008 by donald henry gaskins

8. what do the paps hope to gain by insulting/annoying/pushing/stalking celebrities? does this behavior make the celebrities want to open up more to them? my guess is no.

Posted at 5:36PM on Aug 12th 2008 by DMLady

9. Alosersaysfirst!

Posted at 5:45PM on Aug 12th 2008 by your mother

10. Ha ha, I love it. It would have been funnier if he would have signed them as Jack Black or Babe Ruth.

Posted at 5:59PM on Aug 12th 2008 by Buster

11. What a jerk! Who would even want his autograph.

Posted at 7:38PM on Aug 12th 2008 by dharma

12. Short fat and bald man can't stop eating even for a moment.

Posted at 7:43PM on Aug 12th 2008 by Willie Olson

13. These stupid e-bay parasites not only harass people but taunt them as well. Ofcourse
most people think they are real fans.

Posted at 10:26PM on Aug 12th 2008 by dusf

14. wow, what a dream date! Fat, Bald, Drunk and a doughnut to go. I guess the 24 oz steak and baked potatoe w/extra butter wasn't enough.

Posted at 11:42PM on Aug 12th 2008 by gman6g

15. Y'all just looking for red meat, huh?

Posted at 12:45AM on Aug 13th 2008 by auramac