TomKat Ignores the Krazies

16. The yellers were the paps. Yelling to get Cruise closer for a photo op. Talk about being 12! Geesh!

Posted at 11:37PM on Aug 12th 2008 by idaho potato

17. Katie Holmes is a robotic fool. She's gone from a cute girl to a disaster. Very sad.

Posted at 2:58PM on Aug 12th 2008 by Ellis Grace

18. Their ship took off long ago! YIKES!

Posted at 3:08PM on Aug 12th 2008 by Tony

19. SPOOKY!

Posted at 3:09PM on Aug 12th 2008 by Tony

20. LOL too funny!! he's an Idiot and she is too!! go to www.xenu.net it really expalins the whole cult !! why are we supporting these horrible people? boycott all his work and hers!! they are Nutts!!! and there religion kills people!!

Posted at 3:38PM on Aug 12th 2008 by gossipking

21. they are weird.....why does katy keep cutting her hair....she used to be really beautiful.....she looks like an old lady now.....i wonder if she will be bald next week.......

Posted at 8:32PM on Aug 12th 2008 by minerva

22. Oh My gosh, these guys were paid by Tom, Tom, Mr Cruise, Tom, Tom Tom! Nobody wants tom's autograph.

Posted at 4:14PM on Aug 12th 2008 by Get Real

23. This story is only revealed to Scientologist after they have paid a lot of money over several years and reached a "higher level of awareness". If the people in Scientology at the lower levels knew about this story, maybe they would question why they are staying on the Scientology treadmill. The story goes like this:

75 million years ago, there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu who was in charge of 76 planets in our sector of the galaxy, including planet Earth, whose name at that time was Teegeeack.

All of the planets Xenu controlled were over-populated by, on average, 178 billion people. Social problems dictated that Xenu rid his sector of the galaxy of this overpopulation problem, so he developed a plan.

Xenu sent out Tax Audit demands to all these billions of people.

As each one entered the audit centers for the income tax inspections, the people were seized, held down and injected with a mixture of alcohol and glycol, and frozen. Then, all 13.5 trillion of these frozen people were put into spaceships that looked exactly like DC8 airplanes, except that the spaceships had rocket engines instead of propellers.

Xenu's entire fleet of DC8-like spaceships then flew to planet Earth, where the frozen people were dumped in and around volcanoes in the Canary Islands and the Hawaiian Islands. When Xenu's Air Force had finished dumping the bodies into the volcanoes, hydrogen bombs were dropped into the volcanoes and the frozen space aliens were destroyed.

However, Xenu's plan involved setting up electronic traps in Teegeeack's atmosphere which were designed to trap the souls or spirits of the dead space aliens. When the 13.5 trillion spirits were being blown around on the nuclear winds, the electronic traps worked like a charm and captured all the souls in the electronic, sticky fly-paper like traps.

The spirits of the aliens were then taken to huge multiplex cinemas that Xenu had previously instructed his forces to build on Teegeeack. In these movie theaters the spirits had to spend many days watching special 3-D movies, the purpose of which was twofold: 1) to implant into these spirits a false reality, i.e. the reality that WOGS (Hubbard's derisory term for anyone not a Scientologists) know on Earth today; and, 2) to control these spirits for all eternity so that they could never cause trouble for Xenu in this sector of the Galaxy. During these films, many false pictures were implanted into these spirits, which resulted in the spirits believing in all the things that control mankind on Earth today, including religion. The concept of religion, including God, Christ, Mohammed, Moses etc., were all an implanted false reality that to this very minute is used to control WOGS on Earth.

When the films ended and the souls left the cinema, they started to stick together in clusters of a few thousand and remained that way until mankind began to inhabit the Earth. Today on Earth all the spirits of these aliens have attached themselves to our bodies and are the root cause of the false reality that all but Scientology's "Homo Novis" or OT 8's on earth experience. It is the job of all Scientologists to remove this false reality from the world by auditing each and every space alien spirit and human on earth to CLEAR not only this planet but the universe. For those who oppose Scientology and stand in their way like the Lisa McPherson Trust and all Scientology critics, Scientology promises to do away with them "quietly and without sorrow".

We have calculated that on average, each person on planet earth has 2,209 of these Body Thetans (BT's for short), Hubbard's term for the alien spirits, attached to you causing you and all mankind to be constrained by Xenu's false reality. The average cost for Scientology to OT 8 is a mere USD 360,000, meaning that each BT only costs USD 163 to clear. Now that is a bargain if there ever was one.

Hubbard never said the overall cost to the planet would be cheap, but let's examine it. The planetary cost equation is as follows: 13.5 trillion spirits times USD 163 equals a mere USD 2,205,000,000,000,000.

Just think about it -- USD 2.2 quadrillion -- WOW!, that's enough to keep Rear Admiral Miscavige, the current head of Scientology and Marty, his number two, in casino chips for a long time.

To finish the story, the Loyal Officers of the Marcab Confederation finally discovered how evil Xenu was and overthrew him. He is now locked away in a mountain on one of the planets and kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery. Several of Xenu's relatives can often be found on the internet newsgroup called alt.religion.scientology or ARS for short battling Scientology daily.

Posted at 4:23PM on Aug 12th 2008 by karen

24. WOW; what a weak-minded person you have to be to believe that nonsense.

Posted at 4:53PM on Aug 12th 2008 by almondjoycath

25. If you want to free your mind from ego traps or perceptual traps, it's no mystery that meditation, yoga and many other activities can do it for you. The big irony with Scientology is that freeing the mind is not ultimately achieved by joining secretive cultish groups, the "mystery" cults of old, the "suicide" and scam cults of modern days. You're much better helping out a charity, getting into better shape or learning martial arts. Thanks. I'm your new leader. Now each of you owe me $3000/month in donations, or some wild monster from outer space named Xixi will get angry and infect your goldfish. It says so in my book and that's good enough for enough followers to allow me to buy a mansion and then retire.

Posted at 6:06PM on Aug 12th 2008 by PolarBear

26. $cientology's mythical warlord is named XENU (sounds like Zenu). In fact $cientologists cannot even hear this word or story before they've spent tens of thousands of dollars and reached a certain level (OT level). If they hear the Xenu story beforehand they'll supposedly get violently ill, which of course they already are in their head, LOL! Watch to see how quickly it takes for the $cientologists to demand that TMZ remove the lengthy story above, as well as this comment. Let's see if TMZ has guts, has balls.

Posted at 6:23PM on Aug 12th 2008 by karen

27. Re: karen thats the story alright how does anyone believe it? it all starts with a personailty test , and then they have you, L. ron wanted celebritys especially because they are high profile, all to expand his "religion" whats scary is too many celebritys really are involved in this and want more people to be as well. SEA ORG is the highest achevement, after most have paid the 350.000 and years of auditing. SHOCKING Germany has out lawed this religion as subversive.. I.E . Hitler

Posted at 6:31PM on Aug 12th 2008 by gossipking

28. How sad my comment was taken down to you karen ... guess they are watching!!

Posted at 6:55PM on Aug 12th 2008 by gossipking

29. Can they plz go back to the planet they came from.

Posted at 7:38PM on Aug 12th 2008 by archaicsmile33

30. Most of these guys aren't fans but professional autograph dealers.
TMZ should know that.

Posted at 10:27PM on Aug 12th 2008 by auggir