Celebrity Justice
Lil' Wayne to Court -- Bite Me!

So we were just told Lil' Wayne is playin' hooky from Manhattan criminal court right now because he has some kind of dental (or possibly medical) emergency that prevents him from driving.

Keep in mind we know all about court-skipping excuses (cough*DMX*cough) but this is a new one. Since when would Lil' Wayne -- Mr. Million-Album-Selling Rapper Man -- drive himself to court? And how about hitching a ride with Yung Berg, who's also due to show this AM?

No bench warrant or summons has been issued, as yet -- and he may still show. Wayne was due to face a weapons possessions charge.

UPDATE: So here's the story, from Richmond: Wayne's doc in Miami wouldn't let him get on the plane. It really was a toothy problem we're told, so the hearing's been pushed to September. Those diamond grills can be such a nuisance!

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1. He is hideous!

Posted at 10:21AM on Aug 14th 2008 by Cody A

2. FIRST!

Posted at 9:53AM on Aug 14th 2008 by Drew

3. is that a tattoo on his face or did he fall asleep before his friends did LOL
and why they call him "lil" is he small downstairs too :)

Posted at 10:07AM on Aug 14th 2008 by nick cant drive 55

4. please stop putting his face on the internet. it makes me wanna vomit. UGH!

Posted at 3:27PM on Aug 14th 2008 by LALA

5. DAMN IT IS HOT IN HERE! I CALL BS ON THE DRIVING CLAIM THAT KID HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO TAK E THE BUS!!!!!

Posted at 10:12AM on Aug 14th 2008 by DELIMAN IN HE 206

6. jackass...

Posted at 10:12AM on Aug 14th 2008 by ozzman

7. It's not a "dental" but a "mental" problem he has...something about a missing frontal lobe.

Posted at 10:22AM on Aug 14th 2008 by pimp

8. Hey Ass Hole get to court and do what is right. Yes we do know you guys always try to get out of everthing. Rap is not music it is only BS over a mike.

Posted at 4:16PM on Aug 14th 2008 by I give a Damm

9.

His teef scare me.

Posted at 10:26AM on Aug 14th 2008 by OCD

10. This should be an interesting page to watch all day. I am curious to see if the blacks will take up for this thug. His medical emergency is probably ink poisoning. Does he need a booster chair to drive? Taser this pri*k and gey him in court. I hope we have a racist judge. If the judge throws the book at him,kim will tell him i don't need it,I can't read.

Posted at 10:29AM on Aug 14th 2008 by excuse me for being racist

11. get your styrofoam cup drinking ass to court and face up to your stupid crimes. be a man. when your caught your caught.

Posted at 10:30AM on Aug 15th 2008 by JC

12. He's awesome and his records hot

Posted at 10:46AM on Aug 14th 2008 by LMAO

13. #9

I'm sure blacks will not defend him for not showing up for court--but they will defend him from the racist b.s that you and #2 has posted.Whitey loves to say there no more racism in america and cry blacks are whinning to muchThen you come to tmz and there b.s like this on ever forum with a black face on it---but i'm sure you 2 are not racist.

Posted at 11:03AM on Aug 14th 2008 by ghetto boy

14. That's the problem with you "folks" can't stand to see a black man with $$$$$$$$$ you can call him whatever you want (#2) but, i bet he won't be calling your white a%$ for anything stop hating what did he do 2 u? I went to his concert recently and their was a pleny of white folks their giving him their $$$$ so he can't be all that bad. You wish you had the money that he did and remember all you haters GOD MADE US ALL .......GO OBAMA GO.........

Posted at 11:11AM on Aug 14th 2008 by ILL

15.
defendant please rise !

Posted at 11:22AM on Aug 14th 2008 by donald henry gaskins

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