Mariah to Staff: Dry Me, Bitches!

16. I still can't figure out why she's a big as she is. She is so amazingly stupid and stuck on herself that she's makes Paris look intelligent and the epitome of selflessness.

Posted at 5:33PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Amy

17. Because she has no class ...........

She's not classy at all .

She's already "whipped "

her hubby .....Think about it . LOL

She's not popular either .

Her 15 minutes of fame ,

IS HISTORYYYYYYYY.

Posted at 5:42PM on Aug 14th 2008 by She has nooooooooooooo class ...........her hubby is whipped

18. Yeah, well then you have the cash you forget how to whip your own ass. Bend now.

Posted at 5:42PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Your momma

19. I can't figure out why she's popular either. Every song she's released starts the same way, with the faked "I just woke up and I'm such a confused whiner" moaning and the music is always the same and the lyrics are always the same. I can see some young girls liking a few songs to dance to, but the rest are just repetition. She's not yet emancipated, or should I say, those around her are not yet emancipated from Towel Class subsurvience.

Hold it, I just got a call from the Fire Department. One of their dogs is lost and only responds to super high frequency whiner moans. Urgent! Does anyone know how to do ultrasonic whimpers professionally?

Posted at 5:46PM on Aug 14th 2008 by PolarBear

20. She tells her hubby how high to jump

by the time she's done with him ,

she will dump him and look for another

homeboy. LMAO

She treats her hubby like a servant / slave .

Actually she treats anyone who's around her ,

as SLAVESSSSSSSSSSS.

Posted at 5:46PM on Aug 14th 2008 by SHE SAYS HOW FAR FOR HER HUBBY TO JUMP ...HIGH BOY HIGH

21. @22 .............TO FUNNY ..........

THEY BETTER STAY AWAY FROM HER COOCHIE ,

SHE MIGHT SMELL LIKE FISH . LMAO . EWWWWW

SMELLY COOCHIE

Posted at 5:51PM on Aug 14th 2008 by #22 ...THEY BETTER STAY AWAY FROM HER COOHIE IT MIGHT SMELL LIKE FISH ...lol

22. When I get rich, I am going to hire people to do made up jobs, like "after swim dry off person". "You, your job is
to make sure my drink aways has the 2" plastic umbrella in it."

Posted at 5:52PM on Aug 14th 2008 by advice is free

23. #24......she is a whiney a$$ , that's why its sooooooooo hugeeeeee

size of grand canyon .

Posted at 5:53PM on Aug 14th 2008 by her ass is the size of Grand Canyon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24. Thanks # 25! I've always hated Mariah! She sings like a crow. Her next album should be called Roaches - instead of Butterflies!

Posted at 5:54PM on Aug 14th 2008 by DJMIRELES

25. #26 ........lol .........

If you ever noticed , or paid close attention

she uses her friends or anyone who's close to

her . That b.i.t.c.h has no class , plus she smells

like fish .

Posted at 5:57PM on Aug 14th 2008 by she's a user , no class , makes her hubby jump , he's whipped (p)

26. Jesus, she ain't all that.....is the girl too damn lazy to dry herself off? Or does she not have the intelligence to figure it out? She's ridiculous, from the way she acts to the way she attempts to dress like a teenager, grow up Mariah.......act your age..

Posted at 7:20PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Deb C

27. #28........living in nyc , they've RATS instead . lol

she lives with rats and fish ..........what a combo .

Posted at 6:00PM on Aug 14th 2008 by she never could sign , and is she phoney . she lipsync

28. she such a stupid bitch somebody kick her ass good that's what i want to see

Posted at 6:08PM on Aug 14th 2008 by the truth

29. I wonder if she hired someone to insert her tampons too...

Posted at 8:10PM on Aug 14th 2008 by LOL

30. Stop hating Bitches.
If I had the money she had I'd put my staff to work like that too & so would you .
When you have 18 #1 songs sold more than 165 million Cds world wide than you guys can talk smack
Until than just shut up & down some of that Haterade you all been drinking.

Posted at 6:12PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Kathy B