Mariah to Staff: Dry Me, Bitches!

31. looks like she has the same bathing suit as paris hilton.

Posted at 7:07PM on Aug 14th 2008 by babe

32. I don't know- she looks a little shaken, perhaps in shock. Maybe she was accosted by an clueless sea snake looking for a place to curl up? That would explain big guy stepping back, looking a little scared.

Posted at 6:17PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Fritz

33. geeesh, these rich people are ridiculous. P Diddy had a umbrella guy way back in the days. I guess when you have so much money you just want everyone else to do everything for you....

I was a big time Mariah Fan not anymore...

Posted at 6:19PM on Aug 14th 2008 by lolipoplicker

34. well, I still wouldn't want somebody drying me off, but u coining the term Haterade is priceless !, thanks for the chuckle.

Posted at 6:23PM on Aug 14th 2008 by funny post by Kathy B

35. If Mimi paid me to towel her off, I'd do it in a second. That's easy money! She might be spoiled but you'd be too if you've been exposed to the good life since 19 yrs. old. People saying she can't sing...omg, you are fishing for something mean to say. Mariah is the best voice of our century. Lamb4Life.

Posted at 6:24PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Ms. X

36. How sad that once they get famous , that they lose all the good that they were taught, such as manners, common sense, and respect for others. We're all they same. We all put our panties on one leg and a time. I hope her family isn't too disappointed with they way she turned out. Mr. Cannon, you should have looked elsewhere for a wife, to find one that would treat you with respect, dignity and honesty. And not try to be the "center" of everything.

Posted at 7:03PM on Aug 14th 2008 by mini nana

37. She's her own biggest fan. What an ego!
Mimi probably orders everyone around including Nick.
I give her & Nick a year tops.

Posted at 6:31PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Seriously

38. .
STOP DRESSING LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD AND PLEASE STOP POSING WHILE PULLING ON YOUR HAIR. IT IS NOT CUTE. I LIKE MARIAH'S SINGING I AM EMBARRASED TO SAY. BUT, I CAN NOT STAND HER IMAGE. I WOULD NEVER GO TO SEE HER IN PUBLIC BECAUSE SHE IS TO PHONY.

Posted at 6:09PM on Aug 21st 2008 by HAPPY TO BE

39. I Just Watched that dan akroyd clip that u guys played....My Question is..Why Does the most pathetic , Overweight , And Ignorant country in the world Trying 2 make fun of Canada...Are u guys REALLY that oblivious 2 how much EVERYONE HATES YOU?? Every one I Know Cannot even HEAR the word America Without SPITTING....Case And Point...The President That u Guys VOTED into office.. I HATE YOU AMERICA...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES...

Posted at 8:40PM on Aug 14th 2008 by White Mic

40. Look at the big black guy named Ben in the background.

Posted at 6:35PM on Aug 14th 2008 by John

41. How do you put "towel dryer off person" on a resume? Or worse. how do you get fired?

Posted at 6:38PM on Aug 14th 2008 by you get an A

42.
i've got a crazy bone here for mimi;

toothpick nick is her little wet boy..........

Posted at 6:39PM on Aug 14th 2008 by donald henry gaskins

43. Can't stand that bitch!!!! I wish she wold just go away.

Posted at 6:49PM on Aug 14th 2008 by becky

44. In other news, three Somalian orphans - who could have been feed for a few weeks at what it cost to pay people to wipe Mariah Carey down - died of starvation today.

Posted at 6:51PM on Aug 14th 2008 by DS

45. Love that big black guy, SO SEXY!!!

Posted at 6:52PM on Aug 14th 2008 by bb