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Mariah to Staff: Dry Me, Bitches!

Toweling off Mariah Carey is a full-time job.

After going for a swim off a private yacht in Capri on Wednesday, Mimi had a team of towel boys and girls on hand to dry her crazy bones. Isn't that Nick Cannon's job?

Just like babies, invalids and the elderly, a diva must be properly taken care of.



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46. Now that's what I call "Revolting"!

Posted at 7:35PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Maizie

47. 42. DOESN'T SHE HAVE HER OWN PERSONAL NEGRO FOR THAT?

Posted at 7:00PM on Aug 14th 2008 by JJ

THE ANSWER TO MY QUESTION IS SHE IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER.

NOTICE ALL THE RACES REPRESENTED IN THE ABOVE PICTURE.

Posted at 7:36PM on Aug 14th 2008 by JJ

48. looks like she's gained a few that's why she's covering up her paris hilton bathing suit with a towel.

Posted at 7:45PM on Aug 14th 2008 by babe

49. "Dry baby well and someday you might just make pool boy."

Posted at 8:06PM on Aug 14th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

50. What a D-bag

Posted at 8:18PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Campy

51. What an attention whore, who does she think she is? Campy? I don't think so!

Posted at 8:19PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Campy

52. I like Pariah!

Posted at 8:33PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Muff Daddy

53. You have got to be kidding. I feel sorry for the people that actually DO the job.
How demeaning. Can you dry me off bitch....lol
I hope Nick didn't sign a prenuptial agreement. Mariah is the queen of "sleeping around"
to get more $$, hell why not Nick....lol At least Nick's daddy does have a Casting Agency.

Posted at 11:23PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Indyrat.....

54. White Mic

I totally agree with you and I’m American. However, there are the minority like me who didn’t choose this president the first time nor the second time! Yeah can you believe it they pick him again! I don’t agree with our government and I don’t get the connection with people bashing Canada nor any other country. How arrogant that Americans think we are above everything and everyone else and we can’t get out Shi& together. Over 4K Americans killed over a war that had nothing to do with 9/11. Iraq didn’t do this to us it was Afghanistan and how long have we been at war and we still cannot find Bin laden? Some Intel we have and I’m prior military myself. We deserve what comes at us. Then our government thinks that we can tell Russia that the war with Georgia needs to stop. Who the hell are we? Russia didn’t tell us not to invade Iraq. Look, I may work and live in American but that doesn’t mean that we ALL agree on what our president or government is doing. I’m not voted AGAIN in the upcoming elections because I don’t believe either one of them can fix what Bush as done! For those who don’t like what I’m saying…. I’m sorry but that is one of my rights living here. One that I love and use often!


Just my 2 cents.

Posted at 9:08PM on Aug 14th 2008 by NYCGIRL

55. This no-talent fat bitch needs to get over herself. If she lost some weight, she wouldn't need lots of people to towel off areas she can't reach.

Posted at 9:31PM on Aug 14th 2008 by JD

56. she is not all that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:06PM on Aug 14th 2008 by hollywood

57. This is just unreal. She should be ashamed of herself for being so self absorbed and spoiled. It is just too much for words.

Posted at 10:00PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Beth

58. sooooooooo many really funny comments ! THANKS

Posted at 9:58PM on Aug 14th 2008 by U PEOPLE R CRACKING ME UP!

59. I am curious as to how she grew up. Did she come from a wealthy family?

Posted at 10:00PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Beth

60. NYCGIRL...EXCELLENT POST AND I AGREE 100% !

Posted at 10:06PM on Aug 14th 2008 by U PEOPLE R CRACKING ME UP!

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