Olympic Losers Pursue Topless Dancing

The boys of the New Zealand soccer team don't get down on themselves when they lose, they just get down!
New Zealand Soccer Team
After losing to Belgium in the first round of the Olympics 0-1, the Oly-Whites (as they're called back home) broke out the Haka -- a traditional Maori war dance teams from NZ usually perform before a match to scare the holy hell out of the other team.

No word on why they decided to bust a move after the loss, but as long as that guy keeps his shirt off -- who really cares?!

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16. Man, those europeans are weird. They're not even that cute straining their muscles looking all contorted making those hideous faces. They need one day at the beach and some vitamins.

Posted at 1:01PM on Aug 14th 2008 by bird in the bush

17. Isn't the whole "white men cant dance/jump" bit a tad tired. How about a little creativity TMZ, instead of lame old un-funny s like this.

Thank you, won't you.

Posted at 6:48PM on Aug 14th 2008 by slap1328

18. New Zealand is nowhere near Europe...wow. It is unbelieveable how dumb some people are.

Posted at 1:37PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Smarter than bird by the bush

19. We want to see the video

Posted at 3:56PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Regina

20. Send #17 to my house. He'll never want to leave! MMMMMMMMM, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, GOOD!

Posted at 3:17PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Tony

21. They all look like they just got f'd and loved it. COOL!

Posted at 3:18PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Tony

22. 17. New Zealand is nowhere near Europe...wow. It is unbelieveable how dumb some people are.

Posted at 1:37PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Smarter than bird by the bush

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Actually, I'm pretty good at geograpahy than most. My bad, I skimmed the headline and thought they wre from Belgium which is in Europe and don't keep up with soccer. You stupid ass.

Posted at 3:36PM on Aug 14th 2008 by no you aren't

23. To: bird in the bush

You take geography ever?? New Zealand is NOT in EUROPE...The white kiwis may have European ancestors, but the Maori's are NOT EUROPEAN.

Your poor teachers failed you.

Posted at 3:48PM on Aug 14th 2008 by jezzabell

24.
Response to #15 who writes : "Those Europeans are weird"

Dear, New Zealand is not in Europe. If you look at the map, you'll find New Zealand right next to Australia.

Sigh....

Posted at 3:56PM on Aug 14th 2008 by orchidgirl

25. the haka is most commonly preformed before the 'All Blacks' play a game or any NZ team, but people also preform it in the middle end or whenever in respect to anyone that may be competing, coming back from competing, famous people coming to nz etc. Its a good way in showing no matter what has happened the haka is just a form of respect and courage.... in NZ where we actually accept our 'native' culture....and the 'european boys' are so white because we are nowhere near Europe (duh) and are currently in the middle of winter.....but if you wana see some hot NZ boys look up the All Blacks Rugby team

Posted at 6:04PM on Aug 14th 2008 by girlykiwi

26. The haka is very overdone i think. our teams seem to do it at the drop of a hat! haha. All good, You can always tell if were gona win a game by the way our boys perform their haka.

go nz!

Posted at 6:16AM on Aug 26th 2008 by Kristie

27. #14 - Once Were Warriors is certainly not a true representation of the present Maori "Situation in New Zealand"; domestic violence is not specific to any one culture present in New Zealand. The movie was not created to be based on any "situation".

TMZ - Thanks for calling our olympians Losers. Unfortunately New Zealand isn't provided with millions in corporate sponsorship to ensure we can provide the very best our athletes deserve. Living in the USA, I explain this to ignorant folk like yourselves, a LOT.

Posted at 10:28AM on Aug 15th 2008 by kiwimom

28. what is up? Olympics baby!

Posted at 4:47PM on Aug 15th 2008 by criminals are scary

29. ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL SIXPACKS YUM YUM YUM

Posted at 11:09AM on Aug 15th 2008 by TJ

30. they are smokinnnnnnnnnnnng

Posted at 11:08AM on Aug 15th 2008 by TJ

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