The Luckiest Hostage on Earth

When Paul McCartney couldn't shed the pack of paps from joining him and Nancy Shevell on a walk, he abducted some jolly ol' Englishman on the street and turned him into a bargaining chip. Lucky bastard.



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16. He's still a dumbass.

He still thinks he's a 25 year old Beatle.














Posted at 5:54PM on Aug 14th 2008 by chardonnay

17. Divashels: Still tasteless whoever you are, bitch. For those of you who don't know, Divashels keeps hoping that Mark David Chapman gets sprung from jail so that he can murder Paul McCartney just like he murdered John Lennon. Where's the tilt button on TMZ, Harvey? Why are you allowing this?

Posted at 8:15PM on Aug 14th 2008 by olddrunk

18. 1; Money does not a good person make....2. Nancy IS still married 3. Heather was noisy, Nancy is quiet. So are sidewinders.
4. One leg...two legs...WHAT does that have to do with anything? 4. Research Mike "Myron" Shevell. The FBI. The D.O.T. 5. Paul..the environmentalist.....why would he drive a vehicle that got 13mpg? 6. If this "friend" cared about Paul...his child...his family...Why can't she wait for him until she IS actually a free woman? 7. Linda would be in tears over all this crap. 8. Everything about this "relationship" is tragic...unkind..and .....I'm trying not to be rude! #9 #9 #9: A true friend would gently knock Paul on the head. From the fire into the frying pan. Also...Heather is Bea's mother....Think of the child ...... we could all try being a little kinder.

Posted at 11:36PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Feahroa Green

19. 1. money does not a good person make. 2. Nancy IS still married. 3. Heather was noisy. Nancy is quiet. so is a sidewider in the Arizona desert. 4. One leg..two legs. What does that have to do with anything? 5. Research Myron "Mike" Shevell....FBI..D.O.T. 6. Paul...the environmentalist....Why was he driving a vehicle that gets 13mpg...especially when he can afford not to? 7. If this "friend" loved Paul...cared about his child...his family..she could wait until her divorce was finalized. I live surrounded by women waiting for their loved ones to return from Iraq...They wait! Linda would be in tears over all of this crap. 8, Everything about this "relationship" is tragic...unkind...and OH...i'm trying NOT to be rude.
#9#9#9 : A TRUE friend wou;d gently knock Paul on the head. He is moving from the fire into the frying pan. Also..Heather is Bea's mother. Think of the child. We could all try being a little kinder.

Posted at 11:46PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Feahroa Green

20. Paul is a wonderful man. Nancy seems nice. The sins of the father should not be attributed to the daughter. If Paul is happy, i am happy. (Of course, I would prefer that Paul would be happy with me >;-)... but that is another story.)

Posted at 3:04PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Zsuzs

21. Zsuzs...This has nothing to do with "the sins of the father''....If you read carefully, you might comprehend this woman's motives. Did you care about Linda? Yes? What would Linda think about this "relationship"? The Shevell's....i would love to sit down with you and discuss what has happened to THIS mother and daughter. I'm planted firmly in Linda's opinion of all of this. I am NOT merely talking about the "sins of the father". There is a BIG story here, and it is NOT pretty.

Posted at 2:47PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Feahroa Green

22. macca is agent , and please stop mentioning his ex wife he's a free man and they've been separated for more tnan two years i think it's a decent periode to start a relationship

Posted at 4:28PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by sissi

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