Bigfoot Press Conference Proves ... Nothing

A couple of Southerners had a press conference today to discuss their "discovery" of the legendary Bigfoot. The only problem -- they didn't want to show the body! Uh huuuuuh....
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Mathew Whitton and Rick Dyer showed two photos of the alleged Sasquatch, but denied assembled reporters access to the corpse until "scientists" could examine it. And by scientists they probably mean their fifth grade kids and their Fisher Price doctor's kit.

Something stinks, and it ain't that hairy beast in the freezer.



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1. whats the big deal??? im going to get my fairy dust and fly over there.... ill let you knw !!

Posted at 5:52PM on Aug 15th 2008 by JEnJEn

2. Well they're from Georgia! Of course they think it's real!

ha ha ha

Posted at 5:56PM on Aug 15th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

3. 2 DOWN, 3 TO GO.

LAST WEEK THE CHUPACABRA IN TEXAS
THIS WEEK ITS BIGFOOT-SASQUASCH (the Beef Jerky commercial people are gonna be pissed off)
NEXT WEEK, ALIENS REMNANTS FOUND IN THE TMZ

is "Mainstream Media" trying to steal market shares from the Enquirer?

Posted at 6:00PM on Aug 15th 2008 by HOUSTON

4. A couple of "southerners" in Palo Alto, California? Get serious TMZ

Posted at 6:21PM on Aug 15th 2008 by ADOA

5. They are feeding off any news organization STUPID ENOUGH to give them credibility.by covering the :"news conference"
I guess TMZ qualifies to be added to the list now

Posted at 6:01PM on Aug 15th 2008 by mack

6. Mack gets a cookie, his post is spot on and TMZ is certainly dumb enough to fall for that...as are most of the major news organizations.

Posted at 6:16PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Sono

7. Big deal , Elvis is eating a fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich in my living room and is watching Hee Haw reruns. LOL

Posted at 6:08PM on Aug 15th 2008 by badjuju813

8. looks like a gorilla mask, the eyes are open and wow nice white teeth

Posted at 6:09PM on Aug 15th 2008 by kebu

9. Looks like a couple of hillbillies got a hold of a gorilla suit.

Posted at 6:09PM on Aug 15th 2008 by jen

10. LOL CoolGirl .... All us Georgians think their story is crap also!!!!!

Posted at 6:10PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Legendkiller8080

11. That's about as real as ashlee simpson's face and body!

Posted at 6:20PM on Aug 15th 2008 by icehouse

12. Looks like someone went to alot of work to well...I am not sure what they did...

Posted at 6:18PM on Aug 15th 2008 by luckyguess3

13. LOOKS A LOT LIKE THAT MORON DMX!

Posted at 6:19PM on Aug 15th 2008 by dick pudenda

14. Georgia!

They took a break from puppy milling and dog fighting

to look like idiots

Ah the Hillbillies!

Posted at 6:19PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Sue

15. IT LOOKS LIKE THE GORILLA SUIT FROM THAT MOVIE TRADING PLACES W/ DAN AKROYD AND EDDIE MURPHY

Posted at 6:20PM on Aug 15th 2008 by erica

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