Bigfoot Press Conference Proves ... Nothing

A couple of Southerners had a press conference today to discuss their "discovery" of the legendary Bigfoot. The only problem -- they didn't want to show the body! Uh huuuuuh....
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Mathew Whitton and Rick Dyer showed two photos of the alleged Sasquatch, but denied assembled reporters access to the corpse until "scientists" could examine it. And by scientists they probably mean their fifth grade kids and their Fisher Price doctor's kit.

Something stinks, and it ain't that hairy beast in the freezer.



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16. Of course this is real..LOL and so is the tooth fairy and peter pan! Alien autopsies in the dark of night in Nevada's area 51.
Please of please aliens and esp people contact me and meet me at Viejo liquor in about 15 minutes I just need SIX # s AND i WILL BELIEVE!

Posted at 5:28PM on Aug 19th 2008 by What theF__?

17. First!

Posted at 6:25PM on Aug 15th 2008 by BabyGirl

18. YOU are all a bunch of idots.FOR hundreads of years people with guns have tramped all over north america.--and no body has killed one of these yet! duh duh duh.

Posted at 10:53PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Rock On

19. we also have big-foot up north...but...for some strange reason...they only start comin around...after multiple beers around the camp-fire...

Posted at 6:46PM on Aug 15th 2008 by northern gyspy

20. from what I heard... one of the "Scientists" was one of the hoaxter's bro's (who does not hold a doctrite in ANYTHING mind you.)

Posted at 6:46PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Mayu

21. I can see deep sea creatures going undetected or small animals in the rain forests, but a very large gorilla like creature romping around the US and no one has ever gotten solid proof it it? But on second thought, would they be stupid enough to claim they have the body if they really don't? They have to know sooner or later authorities and scientists are going to insist on seening it.

Posted at 6:53PM on Aug 15th 2008 by mousetrap

22. Hmmmmm. There's something about that Bigfoot face that looks familiar....

Has anyone seen Donatello Versace around? I'm jes' sayin'...

Posted at 6:54PM on Aug 15th 2008 by gazoo

23. Oh, and I'm sure this is some viral marketing plan or something. They know they can't prove it, but as long as they have publicity for anything, even a hoax, it makes them famous/infamous for more than the average Joe.

Posted at 6:56PM on Aug 15th 2008 by gazoo

24. Maybe the hieroglyphics in the lost city of Bamaalamanana that they also found SAID that that's bigfoot.

Posted at 6:57PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Neenerrrrrr

25. No-they do NOT want to show a costume you can see anywhere

Posted at 7:03PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Ms Kris

26. "The only problem -- they didn't want to show the body!" LOL!

Posted at 7:06PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Jim

27. I could be wrong but I thought I read somewhere the man in this picture was shot - he's a police officer I believe - did anyone else read that.

Posted at 7:11PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Betty

28. One of the guys runs "Big Foot" tours in his spare time. Imagine that?

Posted at 7:15PM on Aug 15th 2008 by noiseslug

29. It looks like the Cadbury Dairy Milk Gorilla on the ad that plays the drums to Phil Collins song " I can feel it in the air tonight". How did they get a hold of that? hmmmm

Posted at 7:18PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Kiwigurl

30. and as usual, CNN was retarded enough to cover this "press conference" LIVE. precisely why i quit watching that channel over a year ago.

Posted at 9:06PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Rose Lizenberg

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