Bigfoot Press Conference Proves ... Nothing

A couple of Southerners had a press conference today to discuss their "discovery" of the legendary Bigfoot. The only problem -- they didn't want to show the body! Uh huuuuuh....
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Mathew Whitton and Rick Dyer showed two photos of the alleged Sasquatch, but denied assembled reporters access to the corpse until "scientists" could examine it. And by scientists they probably mean their fifth grade kids and their Fisher Price doctor's kit.

Something stinks, and it ain't that hairy beast in the freezer.



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31. In the immortal words of Fox Mulder..."I want to believe".

Posted at 9:30PM on Aug 15th 2008 by MrsMcB

32. What is even funnier is #17, Babygirl's post claiming FIRST!! Please get a life I beg you. You look like a damn fool.

Posted at 7:32PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Barbara

33.

The Montak Monster,
The Peeping Tom Alien video,
The Alien Autopsy,
Now the Georgia Bigfoot,

Hoaxed "Discoveries" are now the new marketing industry...



Posted at 7:34PM on Aug 15th 2008 by No Story Here, But Thanks For Coming, T-Shirts In The Lobby

34. What part of "We've got evidence but we're not going to show you", didn't the media get?

Posted at 7:37PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Dumbasses

35. Hey, If Ali Lohan can grow boob's in three months? I wonder hummmmmm!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:41PM on Aug 15th 2008 by steve

36. They're doing the show's first hour on this tonight on Coast to Coast AM with George Noory, guest Loren Coleman.

Have these guys let an independent source, a reporter or someone, take a look at it? If so, there is one man who deserves the honor, Art Bell. Invite him to take a look boys. Let him tell the world what he sees.

Posted at 7:40PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Show it to Art Bell

37. Come on now, let's do away with the southerner comments. You know there are folks in the north, midwest, and west who are as dumb as a box of rocks. However, any of us with ANY sense realize there is no such thing as Big Foot but these guys through all this horse play got some of those terribly smart people on CNN and even here on AOL to publish their little prank. There are as many what do you call them, Big Feet out there as there are ghost, aliens, etc. Nothing but a spoof.

Posted at 7:56PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Fred

38. They killed Chewbacca! You Bastards!

Posted at 8:04PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Drew Pee Drawer

39. I agree, Georgians, and all. I'm sure most of them have children with their sisters. It's the south.

Posted at 8:23PM on Aug 15th 2008 by bobby baby

40. 37. Come on now, let's do away with the southerner comments
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I agree, it is a bad sterotype. There are more highclass, refined people in the South than anywhere else in the US. The backwoods Hillbilly image was popularized by the media over the years. As a matter of fact, such people are mostly in very mountainous, rural regions of Kentucky, the Carolinas and West Virginia. But not so much Georgia. Most so called white trash nascar loving hicks are in the mid-west, like Indiana, Ilinois and Michigan.

Posted at 8:25PM on Aug 15th 2008 by mousetrap

41. I'm waiting for someone to discover the pink elephants on my front lawn. lol

Posted at 8:49PM on Aug 15th 2008 by common sense

42. If Bigfoot was still alive he would not like this racial sterotyping he has caused here and he would run away. Hey, I bet he does run away this weekend, maybe to go see Britney or that monster thing or maybe even you guys at TMZ!!!

Posted at 9:35PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Concerned Canadian

43. ok somewhere there is a costume shop that is missing it,s gorilla suit and there believe it or not is currently a reward for this hoax i mean grand theft gorilla suit but to claim it you have to prove two morons from hazzard county stole it from a costume shop in georgia so good luck with your search

Posted at 10:31PM on Aug 15th 2008 by NASCARDAN

44. seriously, this is such nonsense, geesh, now, can anyone help me with a good hair conditioner? my hair is fine and bleached, but everything is so heavy and oily after a day! eww..thanks

Posted at 10:49PM on Aug 15th 2008 by I hate my hair conditioner!

45. ROSCOE AND BOSS HOGG ARE AT IT AGAIN

Posted at 11:02PM on Aug 15th 2008 by NASCARDAN

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