Bigfoot Press Conference Proves ... Nothing

A couple of Southerners had a press conference today to discuss their "discovery" of the legendary Bigfoot. The only problem -- they didn't want to show the body! Uh huuuuuh....
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Mathew Whitton and Rick Dyer showed two photos of the alleged Sasquatch, but denied assembled reporters access to the corpse until "scientists" could examine it. And by scientists they probably mean their fifth grade kids and their Fisher Price doctor's kit.

Something stinks, and it ain't that hairy beast in the freezer.



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46. All that moonshine got to these guys!

Well, when you're from the rural south, you gotta do something!

Maybe "Bigfoot" is one those guys from "Deliverance".

Posted at 11:43PM on Aug 15th 2008 by observer

47. OK. I have to say that my hubby works with Matthew Whitton. Everyone at work calls this guy V.I. (short for village idiot). This guy is dumber than a box of rocks!

Posted at 1:59AM on Aug 16th 2008 by coplover

48. they couldnt produce the beast cause they had to take him back to the costume rental shop!!

Posted at 11:48PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Linz

49. I think these old boys spent a little too much time down at their pappy's still. Now they've dug themselves a hole that's gonna be tough to get out of! In other words ....it's all BS!

Posted at 12:22AM on Aug 16th 2008 by moveover00

50. Big Foot huh? There would be more in it for them if they alerted members of the anthropological society into where it was. If they shot it as they stated, they were fools. If they have the body, it should obviously be turned over to the scientific community for proper investigation with them receiving all of the finder's credit. This smacks more like a sordid money making scheme to me.

Posted at 12:49AM on Aug 16th 2008 by maldelus

51. Actually I think it's about Kokanee Beer - Ranger vs Sasquach

Posted at 12:50AM on Aug 16th 2008 by Mo

52. The Drudge had this posted days ago and now CNN too.

Posted at 1:03AM on Aug 16th 2008 by Grace E.

53. Ahhh NBC msn are now reporting find too.

Posted at 1:30AM on Aug 16th 2008 by Grace E.

54. AHAHAHHAHAHAHA BABYGIRL #17 YELLED "FIRST!" HAHAHAHHA WHAT A RETARD

Posted at 2:08PM on Aug 16th 2008 by nick hogan is a murderer

55. This is no bigfoot: it's Rick Dyer's sister.

Posted at 5:15AM on Aug 16th 2008 by Chuck

56. Not all Georgians are hillbilly, just all of them outside of the Atlanta metro. This guy is clearly a headcase.

Posted at 6:41AM on Aug 16th 2008 by RepresentingAtlanta

57. Hopefully, it/s not a hoax as it would undermine the efforts of those trying to obtain evidence of Bigfoot/s existence.

Posted at 10:41AM on Aug 16th 2008 by David Q.

58. Thank you, Southerners, for just giving us reason after reason why the South should be removed from the US. Seriously, why did we fight to force them to join as one nation?

Posted at 2:51PM on Aug 16th 2008 by AJ

59. f***ing duh. stupid hillbillies. white trash. i mean, really, you caught bigfoot!!? really, dude? ooo yea, that is great.

Posted at 4:40PM on Aug 16th 2008 by jemms

60. f***ing duh. stupid hillbillies. white trash. i mean, really, you caught bigfoot!!? really, dude? ooo yea, that is great.

Posted at 4:40PM on Aug 16th 2008 by jemms

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