Gwen Stefani's Water Still Hasn't Broken

1. Well let me do the honors of popping it like the annoying pimple that she is

Posted at 12:47PM on Aug 15th 2008 by ugh

2. She's not happy about carrying that around either - seems like it has been going on forver - I'm sure she wants it over with asap

Posted at 12:49PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Tina

3. her legs a fricken gigantic!

anywho...shes the most over rated shallow vapid narcissist to rise to fame since madonna. lets hope shes not as wretched!

Posted at 12:52PM on Aug 15th 2008 by shes a tranny

4.

Bless her heart. Discomfort squared. It's time for a jumping jack session or castor oil or dune buggy ride. Oy! Poor thing.

Posted at 12:59PM on Aug 15th 2008 by OCD

5. Harvey- you obviously have never had kids before (or probably never will).

It takes 9 months for a woman to have a baby.

Posted at 1:20PM on Aug 15th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

6. SHOOOT TMZ?!? You think she's big?! YOU GUYS OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW A DARN THING ABOUT BEING PREGNANT! Leave HER ALONE YOU JACK HOLES!!! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL.

Posted at 1:16PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Kristin Calderon

7. EWWWWW!!!! She looks HORRIBLE, and she can't sing!

Posted at 1:16PM on Aug 15th 2008 by ! snEEzybOObs

8. CoolGirl2008, human gestation is 10 months, dumb ass.

BTW, she's got a mean set of cankles.

Posted at 1:25PM on Aug 15th 2008 by sarah

9. When they are in the birthing room I hope Gavin says,
"Breathe in breathe out
Tied to a wheel fingers got to feel
Bleeding through a tourniquet smile
I spin on a whim slide to the right
I felt you like electric light
For our love
For our fear
For our rise against the years and years and years"
That would be cool

Posted at 1:29PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Buster

10. I didn't think it was possible for a celebrity mother to produce only one child at a time anymore. At least she isn't evicting her baby early so she doesn't get too big, which seems to happen a lot in Hollywood. They are great parents, and I hope everything goes well.

Posted at 1:31PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Kay

11. It's 274 days on average, Sarah. Or is that dumb ass?

Posted at 1:34PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Kay

12.
stripes and imprisonment are appropriate
during pregnancy in the third trimester;

a woman is absolutely unbearable
to be around during the final weeks...........

Posted at 1:46PM on Aug 15th 2008 by jerome henry brudos

13. Good grief! Poor girl's waitin' and waitin' for the new little one to arrive.

Posted at 1:44PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Krystal

14. really TMZ? who knew a person got big, while prego!!! amazing!! wo!! what a story!!

Posted at 1:47PM on Aug 15th 2008 by mudpie

15. Shame on you TMZ.... you're getting meaner and meaner by the day... she's pregnant, not fat.

Posted at 1:51PM on Aug 15th 2008 by christy