David Navarro may not have been born in a barn, but he likes watching movies about people who have sex in them.
The bat-tatted one was cruising around Hollywood last night with his rented flick in hand -- and when he read the description, it involved the words "horse," "sex," and "ruptured colon."
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(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Commentswhy do you think Carmen left him. She couldn't satisfy him. Guess she wasn't big enough.
Well when you too ugly to get a date like dave you live through others. Your a very sick guy davy boy!
aw give him a break..maybe its just about two horses having sex and he accidently puts it in the wrong hole. my husband does it all the time.
I just threw up a little in my throat while reading this. But I swallowed it back down. Tingly!
the above seems quite applicable towards his career;
however, it should be construed as the following;
" a horse's behind with ruptured relationships and a very screwed future "
















