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Rumer: They Used to Call Me Hairy Tumor

Kids (and parents) can be so cruel.

Rumer Willis says that she's been carrying her name around like a tumor her whole life – literally. The Demi-spawn tells the New York Post that kids in school would serenade her with, "Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor." Meanwhile, sisters Scout and Tallulah had "cute nicknames" says Willis.

Which is more than can be said about their given names.

More Succumb to Bitemarks in the Turks


Who knew that the Turks & Caicos would become tussle central?

A couple weeks ago it was Blonsky v. Golden. Now, it goes all the way up top -– to the premier's office. The New York Daily News reports that there was a violent confrontation at Premier Michael Misick's office, and it involved Misick and wife LisaRaye, the actress. They were both treated for bite marks at local hospital.

The preem's rep tells MediaTakeOut that LisaRaye and her peeps ransacked his house and assaulted him; LisaRaye's people say there was "shoving," and Lisa got bit on the shoulder.

Ellen and Portia Make It Legal


Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are making it official and tying the knot this weekend in Cali.

Taking advantage of the California's Supreme Court ruling legalizing gay marriage, the couple say they're planning to get hitched in a "small intimate" ceremony with just close friends and family, reports Us. "It's something that we've wanted to do ... we are very, very excited," said Ellen on her show.

"Planning a wedding is very stressful. It's crazy," says Ellen. "My gardener is now invited."

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31. The Willis girls were all named after literary, artsy, or otherwise famous characters....Rumer was named after Rumer Godden, an early 20th century writer, Tallulah was named after the silver screen actress Tallulah Bankhead, and Scout was named for a character in "To Kill a Mockingbird". Weird, yeah, but some of the names people make up for their babies these days are CRAZY! Some woman named "Alopecia" (a hair-loss disease) was just in the news because she wanted to name her daughter some other bizarre thing - don't even remember it now, but REALLY! Next thing you know, your kid will have a playdate with kids named Linoleum or Foosball. Yikes.

Posted at 12:45PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Cynic

32. Dang said it best, so I'm going to quote directly: "God has and always will love gay people equally. That is how God works. His mind is bigger than yours. He gets it. You are too small minded and weak brained to understand God's plan. That is why you a a mere mortal and NOT God."

Matthew 25:40 (King James version) - "Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me." The passage refers to kindness, but it's a two-way street. So why don't all of you self-proclaimed Christians think about how shameful you are treating the Lord when you speak ill of gay people, and I'll save you a seat in Hell.

Posted at 12:45PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Bitchykins

33. Big congratulations to Ellen and Portia....I believe that if you are lucky enough to find someone to love, and that you want to spend your life with, then God has blessed you. I am so sick of these people who proclaim that gay people are sinning, and God hates them, etc., just because they are narrow-minded, ignorant, and intolerant - not to mention oblivious to the teachings of Jesus. I'm a happily married hetero, but hypocrites and zealots piss me off! I hope Ellen and Portia have a long, strong, and loving marriage!

Posted at 1:00PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Cynic

34. Rumer (Tumor) Willis' PR machine is working overtime this past week. First the little video regarding her crush on Ashton Kutcher and now this little "tumor" story. Have I missed something this wannabe has done to be so heavily promoted?

Posted at 1:22PM on Aug 15th 2008 by lori

35. Yeah Rocky like I said.. a BOOK written by MEN...(well there is also a book written by a woman but I guess God ispired the Church to not include THAT one, LOL) .... not by God. Actually it's not even a book .. it'a bits and pieces of writting that were interpreted and mixed together, some missing parts others are just fudged or manipulated to oversee the masses. Inspired by God or a talking dog..it dosen't matter... it's still just words written by men...go read it. Jeeze you'd think you all would know your own book....I guess it's easier to be ignorant and turn a blind eye to things that do not fit into your narrow way of thinking. Good Luck with that.

Posted at 2:23PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Hello Kitty

36. Rumer Willis one of People's most beautiful? What were they smoking? Seriously how did two famous parents who are both gorgeous make one UGLY UGLY girl?

Posted at 2:35PM on Aug 15th 2008 by BlahBlogBlah

37. I wonder why religious beliefs bring out the worst in some
people....why can't people voice their views and opinions without
someone saying they are "holier than thou" or a nut? If we chose to
view things differently from you, it is our right and we have a
right, as well as everyone else, to voice our opinions. Why must
people attack those that want to live and believe in God? Only you
can answer to God for you but Chrisitians have a right and obligation
to share the gospel or to show overs the way to salvation and
everlasting life. If you don't want it, don't worry - we want show
up on your doorstep to force anything on you. You have a right to
say NO. It is you that answers to God for you and I answer for me.
So just read the comments and skip the ones you don't like - but
please stop the attacks on people who have different views.....that
is alot of the problem in the world today. As for Ellen, I wish her
all the best no matter her lifestyle......but I don't believe in her
lifestyle. And of course God loves all - it doesn't mean that some
are not disappointments by their sins and He always hopes they will
turn from their sin and come home to Him in the end of their life
here. He forgives and His love never changes - unlike most people on
this earth. He does not hate sinners - He just chose to give
everyone free will and He will not intervene in their choices until
they ask. God Bless to All.

Posted at 3:28PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Suzanne

38. To #23 Rocky, it never ceases to amaze me that jokers such as yourself pull this bible stuff on us. It seems to me i recall a story in the Old Testament of 2 sisters getting their father drunk so he would have sex with them....and they were a righteous family. Yeah right. Rocky you are what you are in this world. Would you want to be judged or loved any less if you were gay? How would you feel if it was one of your kids? Would you love them any less if they were gay? You can say the bible was written by men of God but I look at most of the stories in the bible as simply that...stories. I am sorry but I find it ludicrous to think that on judgment day the good Lord will look at a gay person, who has led a good life, never harmed a soul and tell them they are condemned to hell. If that is true, I want no part of your so called heaven. I have many gay friends, male and female and they are good people. Who they love and how they love is none of my business much less yours or any so called religion. Doesn't your bible have something to say about not judging others? Acording to your bible God created all of us. Apparently it is your so called Men of God who decide what is right and wrong. Rocky, put a little love in your heart and learn the word tolerance.

Posted at 5:50PM on Aug 15th 2008 by completely disgusted

39. I'm pretty tired of people describing homosexuality as a "lifestyle". That's like saying having blue eyes is a lifestyle. Or that having black skin is a lifestyle. You are born with what God gives you. What if you are born a homosexual? What- you say- God would never do that to you because He says it is wrong and a sin? So why are there so many homosexuals who are devout Christians- and yes, there are- just because the Bible says it is a sin doesn't mean that God believes it is a sin. Does the Bible not also say that "Our God is a jealous God"? Waitaminnit- jealousy is a SIN! Whoops. Homosexuality is NOT a sin. It is the end result some people received from God. So those of you who are outspoken against homosexuals in the name of God, think of what an oxymoron that would be- God gives you something, then sentences you to hell for it.
Oh, by the way, I am not homosexual- I have been married for over 15 years and have 3 kids. Thanks, God, for what you blessed me with! I sincerely hope that Ellen and Portia have the same good fortune that I have had in my relationship.

Posted at 6:21PM on Aug 15th 2008 by drumchick

40. Poor Rumer. She got her mother's features on her father's head. Those crazy genes. They get you every time.

Posted at 6:51PM on Aug 15th 2008 by southern girl

41. Ahem...the word "rumor", as in "negative gossip", is spelled differently from Ms. Willis' first name, "Rumer". If you guys were educated, you would know the difference - you would also know who Rumer Willis was named after. Just saying!

Posted at 6:54PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Cynic

42. Guys: Okay, I didn't want to tell people this, but you caught me at a weak moment.

God talks to me. All the time. Just like he does to that Bush guy and Fallwell, Graham, the Pope all the other ones. Won't shut up. It's really gets irritating at times. And guess what? Dude told me the other night, he made gays for the express purpose of being the heteros "better". Something for the breeders to "aspire" to. A group to help the hets to get it together. That's a direct quote. Really fascinating stuff. The whole hetero marriage, monogamy thing? Not his plan. He still doesn't understand why they do it. It's like a joke to him. Heaven and hell? Doesn't exist. Said he would never want a bunch of smelly dead people hanging around him for eternity. The whole "crossing over" thing cracks him up. The guy is a riot. Twisted sense of humor. Told me the best thing we could do would be to just live our lives and not hurt each other. That's it. The entire meaning of life. I'm trying to convince him to partner with me on a reality show but he's not interested. A total theatre fanatic. Go figure.

Posted at 10:28PM on Aug 15th 2008 by JJ

43. I wish Ellen and her partner, Portia De Rossi the best of luck and congradulations on your special day. I can't wait for September 8th so I can watch her show from the gym. She makes me happy while working out......

Posted at 12:54AM on Aug 16th 2008 by tommiegyrl

44. RUMER....LOL that is just too funny....wonder if she would be on the cover of anything if her parents werent bruce and demi....where the heck she get the long face from anyway?????
where do they think she is pretty? where? her wallet must be nice....thats about it

my opinion....that girl is just fugly

Posted at 7:09PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Bobbi

45. Her name is hardly her biggest liability. Her pathetic family is. She doesn't deserve any of the press she has been getting. And if my father were to drag some disgusting gold digger (half his age) home from the gutter I would disown him, but then neither of my parents are a couple of self-centered retards with the emotional maturity of a fifteen year old. (The age when most boys and girls tend to think with their brain between the legs. LOL!) And her brain dead parents are so effing stupid as to somehow force or bribe the staff at People Magazine into putting this ugly mutt in their 50 most beautiful issue?! Obviously People magazine doesn't care that they have lost TOTAL credibility and from now on that issue will be COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS! I along with millions of others will no longer spend one dime on People magazine! And don't get me started on all of the butt kissing that goes on over at Enews! and Extra! Boy, they must either REALLY love Demi and Bruce or one of them has something REALLY good on someone connected with those shows. LOL!!

Posted at 9:05PM on Aug 21st 2008 by sassy

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