Simpsons Pray Jess Gets as Big as Dolly
Jessica Simpson's parents think she's got plenty of growing to do, but that it would take an act of God for her to size up to what Dolly Parton's got!
You know we're talking about her career, right?
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Posted at 1:51PM on Aug 15th 2008 by BabyGirl
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babygirl;
NO more FIRST
& diapers for you !
Posted at 1:52PM on Aug 15th 2008 by jerome henry brudos
3. Dolly is known for her kindness, generousity, quick wit, and sense of fun, as well as her talent and a couple of other things that get immediate attention. She has been a big star for many years. You can bet that Jessica's assets, assuming she has any, won't stand the test of time.
Posted at 1:58PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Kay
4. All that Jessica has are her Huge Breasts. When she sings she looks like a Spaz. She can't dance and quite frankly she isn't too smart either. If boobs were enough she would be a star. I am surprised that her dad hasn't had her do Playboy or Hustler to show off her assets. Just another parent leeching on to a child for their own financial gains. So sad
Posted at 2:15PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Nick
5. Dolly treats her fans much nicer than Jessica treats hers.
Posted at 2:31PM on Aug 15th 2008 by chicken stripper
6. Your attempts at humor have again.....failed!
Posted at 3:45PM on Aug 15th 2008 by dharma
7. This conversation is stupid in the first place. Jessica Simpson has no talent.
Posted at 2:49PM on Aug 15th 2008 by gotaproblem
8. Pleeeeezzzzeeee, Dolly Parton was given the "living legend" award. One of the very few out there now. To compare her to Jessica Simpson??? Why waste your breath!!
Posted at 2:56PM on Aug 15th 2008 by deezeey
9. feel sorry for her. cause she realy can't sing.
Posted at 11:12PM on Sep 5th 2008 by dude
10. #1 baby girl do you have a life? who the F***K cares
jessica is trailer trash, I am tierd of these big producers that put trailer trash in nice clothes. Hire assitants / trainers she is trailer trash like all these big tit bimbos
Posted at 3:17PM on Aug 15th 2008 by LA CABBALLOTA IVY QEEN
11. Jessica couldnt make it as a pop singer nor an actress, so now shes gone country.
She thinks shes cute, which shes not.
She thinks she can sing, which we all know she cant.
Anyone got a hole in their backyard for her?
Shes a loser trying to find a place to fit in.
Posted at 3:34PM on Aug 15th 2008 by you\\\'re a dick
12. JESSICA IS NOT AS TELENTED AS I AM. NOW THAT I AM PREGNANT MY DADDDY LOVES ME MORE. HE IS TRYING TO GET A REALITY SHOW SO HE CAN MAKE MORE MONEY USING US AS THE STARS. I HOPE THAT I GET TO LIP SYNC ON THE SHOW, I DO THAT BETTER THAN ANYONE.
DADDY WANTS JESS TO BE AS BIG AS DOLLY, ALL SHE NEEDS IS A FEW MORE BREAST AUGMENTATIONS AND SHE WILL BE. TALENT WISE SHE, SHE HAS NONE. I THINK THAT SHE SHOULD BE A STRIPPER. ALL T*TS AND NO BRAINS
Posted at 3:57PM on Aug 15th 2008 by ASHLEE
13. Is this guy for real? What a creep
Posted at 4:28PM on Aug 15th 2008 by rachel
14. These so called "parent/managers" are just looking for there 15 minutes of fame. I am waiting to see the new reality show starring the Simpson's and the Lohan's. Can you see it, which one has better pimping skills, whose boobs are bigger, who'll say the dumbest thing of the day, etc. Hey Harvey you can be the host.....cause your a lawyer.
Posted at 4:24PM on Aug 15th 2008 by kebu
15. This family is as whacky as the Hogans... Joe Simpson seems infatuated with his daughter and her boobs. They are all sick
Posted at 5:47PM on Aug 15th 2008 by BJ Rocks
