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Simpsons Pray Jess Gets as Big as Dolly

8/15/2008 2:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jessica Simpson's parents think she's got plenty of growing to do, but that it would take an act of God for her to size up to what Dolly Parton's got!

You know we're talking about her career, right?


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1.

BabyGirl    

First!

2210 days ago
2.

john wayne gacy    


babygirl;

NO more FIRST
& diapers for you !

2210 days ago
3.

Kay    

Dolly is known for her kindness, generousity, quick wit, and sense of fun, as well as her talent and a couple of other things that get immediate attention. She has been a big star for many years. You can bet that Jessica's assets, assuming she has any, won't stand the test of time.

2210 days ago
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Triple Play    

All that Jessica has are her Huge Breasts. When she sings she looks like a Spaz. She can't dance and quite frankly she isn't too smart either. If boobs were enough she would be a star. I am surprised that her dad hasn't had her do Playboy or Hustler to show off her assets. Just another parent leeching on to a child for their own financial gains. So sad

2210 days ago
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Twinker    

Dolly treats her fans much nicer than Jessica treats hers.

2210 days ago
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Sharona    

Your attempts at humor have again.....failed!

2210 days ago
7.

alreadybad    

This conversation is stupid in the first place. Jessica Simpson has no talent.

2210 days ago
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deezeey    

Pleeeeezzzzeeee, Dolly Parton was given the "living legend" award. One of the very few out there now. To compare her to Jessica Simpson??? Why waste your breath!!

2210 days ago
9.

Robert    

feel sorry for her. cause she realy can't sing.

2210 days ago
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LA CABBALLOTA IVY QEEN    

#1 baby girl do you have a life? who the F***K cares
jessica is trailer trash, I am tierd of these big producers that put trailer trash in nice clothes. Hire assitants / trainers she is trailer trash like all these big tit bimbos

2210 days ago
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just wondering    

Jessica couldnt make it as a pop singer nor an actress, so now shes gone country.
She thinks shes cute, which shes not.
She thinks she can sing, which we all know she cant.
Anyone got a hole in their backyard for her?
Shes a loser trying to find a place to fit in.

2210 days ago
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Triple Play    

JESSICA IS NOT AS TELENTED AS I AM. NOW THAT I AM PREGNANT MY DADDDY LOVES ME MORE. HE IS TRYING TO GET A REALITY SHOW SO HE CAN MAKE MORE MONEY USING US AS THE STARS. I HOPE THAT I GET TO LIP SYNC ON THE SHOW, I DO THAT BETTER THAN ANYONE.

DADDY WANTS JESS TO BE AS BIG AS DOLLY, ALL SHE NEEDS IS A FEW MORE BREAST AUGMENTATIONS AND SHE WILL BE. TALENT WISE SHE, SHE HAS NONE. I THINK THAT SHE SHOULD BE A STRIPPER. ALL T*TS AND NO BRAINS

2210 days ago
13.

rachel    

Is this guy for real? What a creep

2210 days ago
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koots_bc    

These so called "parent/managers" are just looking for there 15 minutes of fame. I am waiting to see the new reality show starring the Simpson's and the Lohan's. Can you see it, which one has better pimping skills, whose boobs are bigger, who'll say the dumbest thing of the day, etc. Hey Harvey you can be the host.....cause your a lawyer.

2210 days ago
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BJ Rocks    

This family is as whacky as the Hogans... Joe Simpson seems infatuated with his daughter and her boobs. They are all sick

2210 days ago
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