Bigfoot's Reality Got SasSquashed

Surprise, surprise -- the whole Bigfoot finding was a hoax. DNA tests proved that one of the two samples of DNA taken came from a human, and the other was 96 percent from an opossum.
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We all should have known -- since the real Bigfoot resides in Malibu -- and responds to the name Brad Garrett.



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31. Why would Tom Biscardi feel stupid about the results of the DNA evidence? He's the one who released it at the press conference.

Posted at 6:17PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Mine

32. One of them is a policeman on admin leave and the other is a Prison Guard...fire them for this stupid ass stuff. Then again they are from Georgia so they may get a raise!

Posted at 6:29PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Police Woman

33. OMG! They killed Chewbacca! You Bastards!

Posted at 7:09PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Drew Pee Drawer

34. mine (tom biscardi is stupid he said he poked this thing to see if it was real and if you cant tell a gorilla suit filled with entrails you have problems plus he vouched for these 2 guys

Posted at 7:03PM on Aug 16th 2008 by marxican

35. All I'm saying is that Tom released the evidence that now (according to TMZ) proves that this is not a Bigfoot -- this evidence does not prove anything. This could very well be a hoax. But as of now, all we have is some grainy photos and inconclusive DNA evidence. These guys definitely did not handle the press conference well -- it probably would have been a good idea to present additional evidence. However, if by chance this is real and they want to make money off this discovery (which can't be criticized), it is not unheard of to would wait for the cash (a la Jolie's twins photos) before producing evidence.

Posted at 7:18PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Mine

36. mine) I understand where your coming from but tom biscardi been a bigfoot hunter for years he's not in it for the money and maybe he got a little weird in his travels that he really wanted to believe this was a bigfoot and the other 2 jerk-offs took advantage of that maybe but now there all gonna be joked on and made fun of cause of this

Posted at 7:40PM on Aug 16th 2008 by marxican

37. I agree. This is going to be a huge disaster for the two gentlemen who "discovered" it, if it turns out to not be true (which is the way its looking), and I can't say that they don't deserve it.

Posted at 8:20PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Mine

38. Its really amazing the stupidity of the average american that blindly believes the opinion of the so called "experts". Do people really think that authority involved in legitimizing this find would openly reveal the possibility that this is real? No they wouldnt.Why?. Because Answers beget more Questions.If this is real what else might be real? If one domino falls guess what?. They know that .I commend the individuals that continue in spite of "so called fact" to keep asking questions.

Posted at 11:08PM on Aug 16th 2008 by vasgagi

39. I'll tell you where the human DNA came from: They simply swabbed the cheek of one of the "hunters" who supposedly found the creature. It's not hard to get human DNA; a soda straw, the end of a cigarette, a hair from a hair brush, a toothbrush. Come on, people.

Posted at 11:09PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Lauren

40. There goes the exclusive Bigfoot Larry King interview.

Posted at 1:37AM on Aug 17th 2008 by Bigfoot Means It Has A Big ...

41. For sure, I ain't been this disappointed, since,....well, since Dwight Hokum took off his cowboy hat!

Posted at 2:04AM on Aug 17th 2008 by billy cema

42. That costume looks so peaceful! Like it lived such a hard life, and is now enjoying a well-earned rest!

Posted at 2:15AM on Aug 17th 2008 by small toe

43. The *body* should be confiscated since it tested positive for human DNA. If they say they have a big foot in their freezer, then arrest them NOW because according to THEIR tests it is part human. You can't keep a human in a freezer. It's against the law.

Hehaw.

Posted at 4:03AM on Aug 17th 2008 by Star

44. Local Reporter,
I understand that you are holding out some hope that this is real, but it is not. These guys are clowns and Tom Biscardi is a rip off artist. You need to go check out these guys earlier videos on You Tube, when they are trying to pimp out a website and sell Bigfoot tracking tours. This was well before they claimed to have the body. I love the Knight Rider theme music at the beginning of each of their videos. You can also observe the evolution of the arm splint, pre- shooting (in the hand) and post shooting. The one video where I believe (Rick) is up in a tree with a rope, claiming that he might be able to catch a Bigfoot with the rope if one walks underneath, now that is pure sweetness. Rick better be careful because if he hooks up with a 5oo # Bigfoot he may get pulled from the tree and break his other arm. Though I must admitt I may try that technique this deer season instead of using one of my guns, kinda like fishing for deer, it is more fair to the deer.
Another moment in one of the videos is when he is talking in front of a tow truck with the lights flashing claiming that if you come on a trip with them, they have all the modern equipment and even a tow truck to pull your Bigfoot of of the woods.
Local Reporter and all the other believers in this hoax, I will be holding a press conference sometime in the future to display photographic evidence of the alien I shot last deer season, that is still in my freezer. I no it was not alien season but.... No I was walking in the woods and came upon a dead alien....yeah thats it....anyhow I have alientracking tours now, the cost is $450 for the weekend. My August spots are all filled, but I do have some September spots open. See you soon...

Posted at 11:45AM on Aug 17th 2008 by robert

45. "30. What about the third DNA sample which was inconclusive?

I'm not saying that I necessarily believe these guys, but I love how TMZ misrepresents the facts to make some sweeping and unsubstantiated conclusions.

Posted at 6:12PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Hello?"

TMZ does screw up with facts. They do it alot on the show as well. The blonde dude and the glassy eyed white guy do a lot of speculations when they present a story idea. They use lots of "I guess" and "maybe" when thet pitch a story.

Posted at 6:54PM on Aug 17th 2008 by golden peach

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