Bigfoot's Reality Got SasSquashed

Surprise, surprise -- the whole Bigfoot finding was a hoax. DNA tests proved that one of the two samples of DNA taken came from a human, and the other was 96 percent from an opossum.
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We all should have known -- since the real Bigfoot resides in Malibu -- and responds to the name Brad Garrett.



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46. WELL OF COURSE IT WOULD HAVE POSSUM DNA IN ITS INTESTINES IF HTE CREATURE ATE ONE, I THINK WE SHOULD NOT RUSH TO JUDGMENT, I AM QUITE SURE THAT SINCE THERE HAVE BEEN WELL OVER 20,000 DIFFERENT SIGHTINGS OF THIS ELUSIVE THING, THAT THEY ALL CAN NOT BE HALLUCINATING AND SEEING THE SAME EXACT THING IN THAT HALLUCINATION..SO I THINK WE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE WHAT REALLY COMES OF IT , I AM SOMEWHAT CONFUSED AS TO HOW THEY GOT A BIG FOOT SOME 7 FEET 7 INCHES TALL TO FIT IN THAT DEEP FREEZE? AND ANOTHER TIHNG, PLENTY OF PEOPLE ARE IN THE WOODS EVERY YEAR AND WE ALL KNOW BEARS EXIST , BUT HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU COME ACROSS BEAR BONES IN THE WILD, GIVING CREDABILITY TO THE FACT THAT THESE BIG FOOT CREATURES CAN VERY WELL HAVE BEEN LIVING AMONG US ALL ALONG ANS JSUT HAVENT SEEN THEM DUE TO THEM MAYBE USING THE SAME METHODS THAT BEARS DO , HIBERNATION IN THE WINTER AND USING CAVES TO MAKE THEIR HOMES IN,

Posted at 3:02AM on Aug 18th 2008 by john

47. hey i love brad garrett.

sexy.

Posted at 12:08PM on Aug 18th 2008 by nicole

48. I KNEW IT!

FINALLY! We have discovered the long sought-after link between man and possum!

Posted at 3:28PM on Aug 18th 2008 by Mina M

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