32. Hello?..." MOM!...Why did you leave that message on my MYSPACE page?!..I mean Barron is my bro ..but he's YOUR son! why don't you leave that info on YOUR MYSPACE?
Anyhows, I thought the "scrabble" code-word for my "relations" was between us!!! Dammit Mom! Now Bebgay..oops.. meant Bengee..Oh god , what's his name...GOT IT GOTITGOTITGOTIT!!! B E N J i! ..(right?) Knows about all my "scrabble" games! And that stuff in my hair should make you PROUD of BENGAY!...I mean Brenda..crap..meant bengee!

Do YOU KNOW how LONG it toke us for him to shoot it THAT FAR!??!!! ...Well I think it was was him.

Well it was so nice to hear from you anyway! If you ever see Daddy again tell him I think about him and tell him don't believe my friends text messages,..uh, meant to say, Don't believe the TABLOIDS! OXOX Your BEAUTIFUL Prinses Pais

Posted at 9:19PM on Aug 16th 2008 by cheetos

33. Wow Paris really is a book you can judge by the cover.

Posted at 9:44PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Paris2

34. She slew the evil Republican, what do you want her to do next?

Posted at 12:59AM on Aug 17th 2008 by PolarBear

35. SHE NEEDS a nose job..i loathe her and hate seeing these faces all over on magazines..WHY WHY WHY HELP

Posted at 11:14PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Seymour

36. Girlfriend needs to remove those hair locs or micro-links from her hair, asap! Whoever her stylist is needs to be shot. You NEVER put that form of extensions, with that color of link, that high up in the hair. Looks horrible!!!!!

Posted at 11:40PM on Aug 16th 2008 by stef

37. She really needs a nose job!

Posted at 11:41PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Dana

38. What a trend setter! LMAO!

Posted at 11:44PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Cranky

39. no hair no brains no class, LOTS of glue and some poor HORSE'S tail

Posted at 11:44PM on Aug 16th 2008 by 2drk2fck

40. HAHAHAHA looks like a parasite to humanity has parasites! LICE! LOLOLOL

Posted at 12:15AM on Aug 17th 2008 by parishater

41. looks like hair plugs to me and u think with all that money she has she could have gotton a better job done

Posted at 10:52AM on Aug 18th 2008 by lisa

42. Uh oh, Fembot Paris is about to blow a brain fuse while walking and chewing gum at the same time!

Posted at 12:51AM on Aug 17th 2008 by That's Haute!

43. She is writing the new script to her new movie. It's called DUH.

Posted at 1:49AM on Aug 17th 2008 by Mr. Manners

44. IS HER SHOW STILL IN THE WORKS?? A 30 YR OLD LOOKING FOR A BEST FRIEND? ROTFLMAO!! COME ON NOW ! THATS JUST RIDICULOUS. PARIS YOU ARE NO TEEN ANYMORE. I HOPE THAT SHOW DOESN'T TAKE OFF . SHES GETTING TO OLD FOR THE "FRIEND THING ' LOL

THE GIRL IS DONE. SHE CANT DO PLAYBOY BECAUSE WE ALREADY SEEN HER NAKED. SHE CANT DO PORN BECAUSE SHE ALREADY HAS A SEX TAPE. YEP YOUR DONE . BYE BYE!! SHE DID TO MUCH AT ONE TIME AND BOY IS THIS GIRL SO USED UP . IM OLDER THEN HER AND I HAVENT SLEPT WITH ALL THOSE MEN LIKE SHE HAS. I USUALLY DONT CALL PEOPLE A WHORE BUT SHE IS ONE .
SHES DONE ! OR MAYBE IF SHE GETS DESPERATE SHE WILL BUILD A HOUSE FOR INMATES TO GO WHEN THEY GET OUT OF JAIL LOL WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT? THAT GIRL IS JUST SO FULL OF IT !

Posted at 12:27PM on Aug 17th 2008 by ufo-4522

45. The camera lens was dirty.
Water spots.

Posted at 1:36AM on Aug 17th 2008 by Only In America

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