Madonna Turns 3.3 Miley's Old

Admit it, two things you never thought would happen -- Madonna turning 50, and her celebrating the cherished moment with husbore, Guy Ritchie.

Our spies were inside Madge's half-century soiree last night at Volstead, a private party nightclub in London's west end. They say about 90 people showed up for Madge's surprise party -- and she was actually surprised -- including her three kids (who came in through the back). Thousands of red roses were everywhere, her table had a caviar-filled crystal ball on it, and sushi, quail eggs, watermelon martinis and giant bottles of Krug Rose champagne were served.

At one point Guy stood up and gave a lovey-dovey speech about her. Madonna followed (refusing a mic because it was too impersonal), and spoke about how much she loved her loyal friends -- then went on a diatribe about Kabbalah that made people lose interest. Imagine that. The shin dig lasted until 3 AM.



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16. Yuck. I never liked her. She has no talent and is NOT attractive. She has made it to where she is by f***ing/sucking and malipulating the media.

Posted at 6:31PM on Aug 17th 2008 by goddess

17. MADONNA HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

you look AMAZING.

Can't wait to see you on the "Sticky and Sweet Tour" at DODGERS STADIUM!!! here in LA.

Posted at 7:35PM on Aug 17th 2008 by K,

18. What an old ugly crow she is. She is a sad excuss for a mother in my book. She is an ugly person inside and out. She is terrible to her own family, including her brothers, sisters , father and step mother. Shame on her being so stingy with all that money. She doesn't deserve to have all that money. You should take care of your own when your filthy rich like her. Shame on you, you old dried up crow.

Posted at 7:05PM on Aug 17th 2008 by kimberspo

19. cor blimey! madonna looks like a poodle. is this as good as it gets with her?

Posted at 8:46PM on Aug 17th 2008 by mini mee

20. Give it up you old has been hagora LMAO , if she has anymore face lifts she'll have a goatee !

Posted at 10:05PM on Aug 17th 2008 by craphound

21. 'Oh, the old gray Mare, she aint what she used to be...'

Posted at 10:07PM on Aug 17th 2008 by tre

22. She Has The Brain Of A Pea And Her Yelping So Called Music Sucks.It Is For Down And Out Losers.

Posted at 10:57PM on Aug 17th 2008 by srikit

23. Minor quibble: "shindig" is one word.. And I only know that because I'm almost as old as Madonna!

Posted at 11:13PM on Aug 17th 2008 by judy

24. EVERYTHING ON HER IS DRIED UP...GUY WOULD NOT BLAME YOU IF YOU LEFT HER AND HER BIG GAP UGLY TEETH............WHY THE HELL IS SHE STILL AROUND???????????? SHE IS ONE UGLE BITCH.........

Posted at 12:32AM on Aug 18th 2008 by BKBKBK

25. Rodman and Rosie leftovers, Grandma Madge is one used old BAG HAG.

Madge is one disgusting PIG.

Posted at 1:51AM on Aug 18th 2008 by anonymous

26. To me, she's in the same category as lightweights like the Spice Girls ... no talent, but lots of media hype! The fact that she was ever inducted into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame is an absolute joke!

Posted at 4:49AM on Aug 18th 2008 by moveover00

27. It's a good time to get on the drag queen circuit. Madge! The Before And After Tour

Posted at 2:12AM on Aug 18th 2008 by Mr. Manners

28. For even more of the hottest gossip on Madonna and all of your other favorite celebrities log on to coxtalks.com

Posted at 5:58AM on Aug 18th 2008 by Colin Dean

29. Kaballah, The King of the North is prowling and she's talking Kaballah! She oughta be reading her bible about the Messiah's return instead of wasting her time with K.

Posted at 9:59AM on Aug 18th 2008 by Bobertbobert

30. what did she do to her face?

Posted at 9:34PM on Aug 18th 2008 by michelleh

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