"Million Dollar" Holmes

31. This haircut worked on the Beatles because they all looked their age at the time and I think it was a little bit shaggier. Why a 30 year old man who looks younger than his age would want to promote that to the point where he looks like he is 12 is baffling. It is like he is stuck in a personal time warp. I don't know if he is in therapy, but if not, he really needs to be. I would never want him to represent me if I were selling property, but then I don't live inn LaLaLand.

Posted at 12:53PM on Aug 17th 2008 by Jane

32. She looks like Rizzo from Grease!

Posted at 12:57PM on Aug 17th 2008 by olsonent

33. Katie -- Please give the money back and find your way back to earth.

Posted at 1:09PM on Aug 17th 2008 by mom

34. Actually his long lost twin is Levi on the reality show Greensburg.!!!

Posted at 1:20PM on Aug 17th 2008 by Kahuna

35. Even his hairstylist told him he looked like a mushroom. Its so bad looking that it funny to watch him as he primps and admires his "perfect hair" . he needs to stand back adn take a look at himself honestly . Thats teh uglyest hairdo ever and its just accentuates his bigger than normal nose by pointing all his hair towards it so all you see is nose nose and more nose. Get with it you think you are so stylish but you are not.
Ask your good buddy Mr hilton what he really thinks of your hair. Bet you he agrees with us. seriously ask a few people and you will see you the ONLY person on the world that thinks it look remotly good.

Posted at 1:23PM on Aug 17th 2008 by de

36. Comments 1 thru 15 ARE OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY! Excellent work!!!! And TMZ, this is destined to go down as one of the classics, congratulations! Now as for the rest of you, 16 thru 28, you're a little mediocre though at times you do show great potential. :O

Posted at 1:29PM on Aug 17th 2008 by Em

37. I caught this kids show on Bravo the other night when he refused to let the stylist give him a "better do"...and then used a can of hairspray to hold it perfectly in place. ROFL! And weren't Kathy and Rick Hilton just too uppity?? Gawd!

This kid obviously has some serious self esteem issues and needs counselling .

Posted at 1:43PM on Aug 17th 2008 by PJ

38. Chad Rodgers should have an number eight on the top left of his head or stick shift
numbers or letters on top of his head lol.

Katie has changed a lot since her Dawson's Creek days eg. she looks forty and she is totally
owned (clothing, independence of thought, decisions, friends, Cruise controlled acting) and it shows.

BTW if your are thirty and if you are a successful real estate agent making millions and you got
that funky haircut, go for it, he is practically a self made man and a go-getter.

Posted at 1:55PM on Aug 17th 2008 by BOEING 787

39. Katie is rapidly losing her hair AND her breasts. I'm expecting any day now that she's be sporting a big ol' set of buck teeth, so her transformation into becoming Tiny Tom is complete.

Posted at 2:19PM on Aug 17th 2008 by musicmustchange

40. One could use a brain and the other a nose job.

Posted at 2:21PM on Aug 17th 2008 by Who Nose?

41. NOTE TO CHAD: YOUR HAIR IS TERRIBLE. THERE'S NOTHING ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A BOWL CUT ON A GROWN MAN.

Posted at 3:22PM on Aug 17th 2008 by Neenerrrrrr

42. MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, TMZ calling him a total douche. I caught Million Dollar Listing or whatever it's called for the first time yesterday, and the first moment my eyes caught that horrible Donald Trump hairdo, I muttered 'douche'. Because I didn't catch his last name and was curious is that stupid haircut was for real, I Googled 'chad douche', nothing came up but it wouldn't surprise me if it did. This guy is the epitome of DOUCH.

The only viable reason for that atrocity on his head is that he figures bad press at least gets him noticed, and that that horrendous wreck on his head will keep people talking about him for days. In that regard, it's a brilliant move. I'd rather deal with an agent whose reputation was based on merit though, and not on their hideous taste in hair styles.

That said, he needs to read TMZ everytime that buffoon Donald Trump is mentioned. Trump could go on a murder spree, kill the president, take his head and stuff it in a freezer and the astute TMZ readers will only comment on the real crime---his hair.

Posted at 4:00PM on Aug 17th 2008 by gazoo

43. Good Grief, he's prettier than she is! That's just wrong.

Go Sox

Posted at 3:51PM on Aug 17th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

44.
Oh , now i get it . THE HAIR , is supposed to be reckoning back to the middle ages , wherre's his chainmail ? I seen this painting once of a boy in the dark ages who had hair JUST LIKE THAT ! This guy is seriously delusional, he thinks he's PRINCE VALIANT < omg,

Posted at 4:10PM on Aug 17th 2008 by Upside Down Girl

45.

Except , in the DARK AGES they didn't have HAIRSPRAY . Will someone please tell him he's gay ?

Posted at 4:11PM on Aug 17th 2008 by Upside Down Girl