Who'd You Rather? Gummi vs Verne
If there was a gun to your head, would you rather kiss former plus-sized, flesh eating virus laden jerk Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis (left) or miniscule real life troll doll Verne Troyer (right)?
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(Page 2 of 3) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments16. Most. Disgusting. Poll. Ever.
Posted at 3:57PM on Aug 18th 2008 by doodahday
17. Why does tmz insist on running these idiotic who would you rather bits? Most people have enough self respect and self control to choose someone they are attracted to for whatever reason. not just to pick out the lesser of two or more unattractive freaks to screw. Do we have to judge everyone on the basis of if we do or do not want to have sex with them? Grow up.
Posted at 5:06PM on Aug 18th 2008 by Insert comical name here
18. I would much rather deal with the two guys in the movie Deliverance. They have much more class. soouuwweeee!
Posted at 4:24PM on Aug 18th 2008 by The Mountain Queen
19. TMZ C'mon now, You forgot to add "None Of The Above" to that poll, please add this to future polls.
Posted at 4:22PM on Aug 18th 2008 by Biff
20. Damn, I really had a hard time with this one...I was going to say Gummi then I saw the picture again, almost lost my lunch. I'd turn Lesbian before that would happen.
Posted at 4:33PM on Aug 18th 2008 by Your momma
21. The lesser of 3 evils is Gummi, being shallow here because he has the most money and I have seen pics of him wining & dining women in nice vacation spots. But it would have to be lights out and I would have to be happily intoxicated if we were to do anything sexually.
Posted at 4:39PM on Aug 18th 2008 by Single Mom
22. Just pull the trigger....shouldve been a choice : )
Posted at 5:01PM on Aug 18th 2008 by anetcortez
23. ARE YOU KIDDING!!!!!! THAT IS SICK IN EVERY SINCE OF THE QUESTION. YUCKEEEEEEEEEE!!
Posted at 5:19PM on Aug 18th 2008 by Lisa
24. What will TMZ do next, have people vote on whether they'd rather make out with a "retard" or a transgendered person? I'm appalled by the way TMZ taunts and makes derogatory comments about people with handicaps and it seems to me that there is something degrading directed towards one group or another every time I look at the site. There is this thing called EMPATHY TMZ. We all understand that your staff is made up of "journalists" who were rejected by real magazines such as People (or even the National Enquirer for that matter), but please...I beg you to find some real reporters with some real issues to talk about. Until then, I will never visit this sexist, racist, discriminatory sight ever again.
Posted at 5:28PM on Aug 18th 2008 by shania27
25. pull the trigger!
Posted at 6:14PM on Aug 18th 2008 by g
26. I would like to see the look on Osama Bin Laden's face when he hears about this poll result. Video or via satellite, of course. :-D
Posted at 6:09PM on Aug 18th 2008 by LOOK
27. Could I write in a third choice?
Would rather have10 wild wolves tear me apart.
THANKS! ;)
Posted at 6:46PM on Aug 18th 2008 by SuperStarSteve
28. This is proof for sure that Man came from the APE, I think I'm getting sick, OMG..... I just did!
Posted at 7:34PM on Aug 18th 2008 by Waynewiser
29. UMM YUMMY I'D RATHER DO THEM BOTH J/K J/K CARMELITA
Posted at 7:59PM on Aug 18th 2008 by LA CABALLOTA IVY QUEEN
30. WHAT A BUNCH OF LAZY SISSY LOSERS AND THAT INCLUDES YOU WOMEN. ANY GOOD AMERICAN SHOULD WANT TO STICK IT TO THAT GOAT MOLESTER BIN LADEN AND MAKE IT HURT!
Posted at 9:23PM on Aug 18th 2008 by usmc grunt
