Who'd You Rather? Gummi vs Verne
If there was a gun to your head, would you rather kiss former plus-sized, flesh eating virus laden jerk Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis (left) or miniscule real life troll doll Verne Troyer (right)?
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(Page 3 of 3) Previous 15 Comments31. Is suicide an option? That'd be far more attractive in my book.
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Posted at 9:31PM on Aug 18th 2008 by Baseball Junkie
32. 31. Is suicide an option? That'd be far more attractive in my book.
by Baseball Junkie
LIKE I SAID TMZ POSTERS ARE A BUNCH OF LAZY SISSY LOSERS
HERES A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO TALK PERVETED TRASH ABOUT ANY STAR THAT GETS FEATURED THAT DAY BUT NOBODYS WILLING TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A KILLER WHO HAS STATED ITS ALRIGHT TO BRING A GOAT INTO YOUR TENT AND SLEEP WITH IT AS LONG AS ITS A SPECIAL GOAT
Posted at 9:46PM on Aug 18th 2008 by usmc grunt
33. Gotta give TMZ kudos when they are due and the poll deserved them. Onnnnnn the other hand, a karmic bitchslap to TMZ for making me see these guys kissing..... I am still gouging out my mind's eye over Verne. Blah.
Posted at 10:15PM on Aug 18th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is
34. Uh yeah, Im gonna pass on all of them. Kissing Gummi means catching Ebola or whatever flesh eating bacteria he has. Im good. Kissing Mini Me is just.......GROSS!!! Thank you TMZ for this puking poll because I threw up my dinner. Yeah, thats great. Thank you very much.
Posted at 10:34PM on Aug 18th 2008 by Kat
35. please I beg of you and I'm sure everyone else does take this off, it's just ugly!!!!
Posted at 11:24AM on Aug 19th 2008 by janet
36. usmc grunt, I can understand why you hate bin Laden and I'm with you all the way on that. That bastard is a terrorist, a murderer and a blight on the planet. I'm sorry none of the bunker busters managed to take out his caves but what does that have to do with a celebrity gossip site. I post political opinions on political sites not gossip ones.
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Posted at 10:58PM on Aug 18th 2008 by Baseball Junkie
37. I think it's fair to point out Bin Laden is winning by a landslide. Do you think that will bother Verne or Gummi?
I chose Bin Laden, but I should point out that my scenario is predicated on this; While I am distracting him with my superior Frenching, I am aiming the sharpened screwdriver at the base of his skull. I also have a bottle of Listerine with me.
Posted at 1:33AM on Aug 19th 2008 by Liz
38. #30 usmc grunt
The logical choice for women, of course WOULD be Bin Laden dude. Remember Lorena Bobbitt? I wouldnt mind hearin Binny got bobbed. Go ladies Go.
Posted at 6:53AM on Aug 19th 2008 by ooorah
39. EWWWWWWWWWW YUCCCCCCCCK!!!! thats just nasty both r jst nasty wat were those girls thinkin..guess money does make u blind...YUCK!!
Posted at 7:47AM on Aug 19th 2008 by Grossedout
40. If those three are my only choices, go ahead and pull the dang trigger! What the heck -- i'm 60, and it's been a damn good ride. Even geezer chicks have their standards, TMZ.
Posted at 1:51PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Anne
41. I'd tell the guy holding the gun to shoot me instead!!!
Posted at 12:22PM on Aug 19th 2008 by thehoff4life
42. I LOVE IT!
Posted at 7:48PM on Aug 19th 2008 by The Wack Off Pro
43. usmc grunt, I'm sorry I didn't understand your comment. My computer's firewall will not allow the quizzes so I was choosing between Verne and Gummi. Between those two my choice is neither but then I wouldn't want to kiss Bin Laden either. Him I'd rather see taken out by a sniper.
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Posted at 11:48PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Baseball Junkie
