Celebrity Justice
Joe Makes Mountain Out of Mammary Glands

One day, you're shooting chicks and their boobs -- and then all of a sudden you're the freakin' A-C-L-U?

Apparently that's what Joe Francis thinks: He's going after the judge who threw him into jail last year for filming underage girls (a charge to which he plead no contest), and he's calling his crusade "an important First Amendment battle."

Joe insists what happened to him could happen to you, too. You mean, like, making hundreds of millions of bucks by videotaping drunk floozies? Sign us up!

We called the people he's ranting against -- haven't heard back.



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16. Personally, I'd be pissy if I was Joe. I think that girls have been flashing their tater tots while drunk for a long time. I think girls have also been lying about their age with fake identification for a long time. However, if you are going to turn a profit on it you should really make sure the identification is real and the tater tots don't burn you later. Good luck Joe!

Posted at 4:24PM on Aug 19th 2008 by ???

17. I think Joe Francis absolutely has the right to do what he does, but seriously after watching his True Hollywood Story last weekend I dont think I have ever met a bigger baby in my life. I dont have a private jet, but man do I have a great wife and great set of friends who love me for me and not because I have money, if this guy didnt have money he is just another pathetic comb over loser on To Catch a Predator. "HI Joe, Im Chris Hansen"

Posted at 4:33PM on Aug 19th 2008 by mike

18. This tool needs to take a dirt-nap in a shallow grave somewhere...

Posted at 4:52PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Tamaraja

19. Joe may be a douche, but being sent to jail over a mediation in a civil lawsuit? Some legal mind out there enlighten me what the precident for this was.

Posted at 5:17PM on Aug 19th 2008 by TH

20. what a peice of garbage!!!!! Porn's one thing when it's made by sober, consenting adults but taking pics a drunk teenagers? He's lucky the law got ahold of him instead of someone's father!

Posted at 5:46PM on Aug 19th 2008 by nic

21. Justiss is blind...but she has a nice rack.

Posted at 7:17PM on Aug 19th 2008 by chicken stripper

22. Hey if he is so great why doesn’t he pay his employees more money I mean damn the cost of leaving has gone sky high and still nothing…..?

Posted at 7:32PM on Aug 19th 2008 by THINK BIG by DOING BIG

23. Go Joe!!!!

Posted at 1:50AM on Aug 20th 2008 by spanky

24. This fool is an absolute disgrace. The entire time he was in jail, I kept hoping they'd find a way to keep him there. I can't even believe this campaign - he's fighting on behalf of all Americans?! Does that include drunken underage girls?

Posted at 10:12PM on Aug 19th 2008 by whatever

25. He's still an azzhole still even after serving time. One would think he would have a better perspective on life and his career path. He's just a slimeball. His ego, arrogance, stupidity and ignorance will only put him back in jail, where he belongs. I hope some inmate gives Francis some business in the rear end. Maybe that one "lesson" might have him making a valid honest business venture. Otherwise, he's a hood and a visual pimp.

Posted at 2:30PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Vix

26. Really. A lot of people don't like a Joe. Shocker. What he does is sometimes not popular but is legal. It seems that most people hate him for exploiting drunk girls, getting rich off of it, and not apologizing for it. But come on people. If any of us had any real principals or standards we wouldn't be on this web site. Not to mention TMZ often has material that is really similar to what Joe sells. The constitution needs to protect us all or its worthless. Direct your anger towards those that take away our freedoms which anyone associated with this website obviously enjoys.

Posted at 8:58PM on Aug 21st 2008 by Frank

27. I go to Panama City Beach every year, and everyone there is always nice, so if they want to go after Joe Francis for taking advantage of drunk women, I hope PCB wins in every way.

Posted at 12:42AM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Erin

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