Celebrity Feuds
Roseanne to TMZ: Tell Me How My Ass Tastes!

RoseanneRoseanne is pissed over public reaction to her blog blasting Brangelina -- and somehow it's all our fault.

Roseanne feels she was justified in calling Brad "vacuous" and Angie "evil." She wrote on her blog today, "The media's images of [Brad and Angelina] are smelly and vile, and I must always attack the media's representation of what is good or cool."

Roseanne capped off the rant with an offering of sorts to us, saying, "Taste my sandy buttcrack, tmz!"

We'll pass, butt thanks.

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31. Roseanne Barr is a pig - doesn't everybody know that by now? Brad and Angie are publicity whores who don't deserve attention.l I feel sorry for their kids.

Posted at 3:50PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Mrs. Grossman

32. What a vile, uncouth, low life trailer park white trash bag she is.
Roseanne needs to shut up and go away. No one will miss her.
Roseanne is just a pig.

Posted at 3:52PM on Aug 19th 2008 by LWood

33. Everyone knows Roseanne is off her rocker, so WHY pay any attention at ALL to what she says???!!
Same goes for Rosie O'Donnell!

Posted at 3:55PM on Aug 19th 2008 by melissa b

34. 27. I HAD BRANGELINA , THEY SUCK ASS....GO ROSEANNE I GOT YOUR BACK

Posted at 3:49PM on Aug 19th 2008 by sarah
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Then you must be as fat and as wide as Roseanne to cover her back!

You are just as nasty as she is!

Posted at 3:53PM on Aug 19th 2008 by I thought Roseanne was dead

35. What else would u be reporting on tmz? besides, she's right, i am way over this brad & ang infatuation thing as far as the media making them darlings. Angie does heroin & Brad is either stoned or stupid or a combination.

mommy and daddy dearest.

can we see the video of you guys kissing roseanne's butt?

Posted at 10:27PM on Aug 19th 2008 by jenn

36. ROSANNE: been married a bout 3-4 times , has kids by several men, adopted out a child, made a disgrace of herself when singing the national anthem, is filthy& disgusting on stage at sahara (where all has beens end up) and still thinks people care what she has to say? get a grip rosie you are all washed up. my fav line about her was what tom arnold said about her
SHE SAID :WHAT HE LACKED IN SIZE HE MADE UP FOR IN SPEED
TOM SAID : EVEN A BOEING 747 LOOKS SMALL IN THE GRAND CANYOn
rofl good one tom!!!!!

Posted at 4:10PM on Aug 19th 2008 by ME

37.

Aretha doesn't care what Roseanne or Rosie thinks. My ferret still remains unconcerned and continued to chew placidly on his celery stick even after I read him excerpts from Roseanne's and Rosie's blog.

I agree with them.





Posted at 3:59PM on Aug 19th 2008 by OCD

38. #2 definitely has McCain confused with Hussein Obama who, along with his Rev, spew hatred toward America. Remember, it was Michelle Obama who said the only time she was proud of America was when they voted for her husband. Both she and the disgusting sandy cracked Roseann Barr need to go live in Russia. What's that smell, cocoa butter pomade? ? ? Let's send both Michelle and Roseanne some watermelon and fried chicken.

Posted at 4:00PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Mrs. Grossman

39. ...probably doesn't taste very good at all!

Posted at 4:03PM on Aug 19th 2008 by knowitall

40. Here is an image for all to get stuck in their head...Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donell as lesbians...now just picture the physical act of them getting it on...cripes!!! No amount of showers is gonna get that out of yer head, lol.

Posted at 4:05PM on Aug 19th 2008 by agent smith

41. if she wants mouth on her ass she needs to go slumming with Ellen and Portia

Posted at 4:05PM on Aug 19th 2008 by F

42. UGH, but you are right! Roseann and Rosie, two pigs in a poke.

Posted at 4:08PM on Aug 19th 2008 by lot of woman

43. isn't Roseanne Dead - or does she just smell that way ?

Posted at 4:10PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Mrs. Grossman

44. Rosanne's just pissed because no one remembers who the hell she is... She has to mention actual famous people to get any attention at all. They gave 3 mil last year.. What did you do? Besides piss and moan, I mean...

Posted at 4:13PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Mackenzie

45. 34. ROSANNE: been married a bout 3-4 times , has kids by several men, adopted out a child, made a disgrace of herself when singing the national anthem, is filthy& disgusting on stage at sahara (where all has beens end up) and still thinks people care what she has to say? get a grip rosie you are all washed up. my fav line about her was what tom arnold said about her
SHE SAID :WHAT HE LACKED IN SIZE HE MADE UP FOR IN SPEED
TOM SAID : EVEN A BOEING 747 LOOKS SMALL IN THE GRAND CANYOn
rofl good one tom!!!!!

Posted at 3:57PM on Aug 19th 2008 by ME


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It's a good thing Tom Arnold did not fall into that used up, stretched up, saggy, old, loose and wrinkly vadge that is Roseanne. This woman needs a head to toe and vadge makeover.

Posted at 4:13PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Sew Roseanne's mouth up as well

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