Celebrity Feuds
Roseanne to TMZ: Tell Me How My Ass Tastes!

RoseanneRoseanne is pissed over public reaction to her blog blasting Brangelina -- and somehow it's all our fault.

Roseanne feels she was justified in calling Brad "vacuous" and Angie "evil." She wrote on her blog today, "The media's images of [Brad and Angelina] are smelly and vile, and I must always attack the media's representation of what is good or cool."

Roseanne capped off the rant with an offering of sorts to us, saying, "Taste my sandy buttcrack, tmz!"

We'll pass, butt thanks.

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76. Who cares what Rosanne thinks. The only thing she has to say that makes any sense these days is "Do you want fries with that"?

Posted at 7:05PM on Aug 19th 2008 by JD

77. Just WHERE has Rosanne done the good deeds that Brad and Angelina have done? Seems Rosanne is just in need of some attention, negative or otherwise to pick on good samaritians. Go figure. Take a pill Rosanne and shut the hell up already. Your fame is long over with and you are a HAS BEEN if there is any. Take to gardening or something productive. Marry another loser. Do something better with your time than to waste useless energy picking on decent people. Hag.

Posted at 7:57PM on Aug 19th 2008 by My Two Cents

78. I agree with Rosanne. Jolie is just someone who is adopting kids because she want's people to think she cares. But she is in fact nothing more than an interloper. Someone who jumped into a marriage of someone else. And it dosen't matter who she adopts and how much people here on earth praise her, she's going to answer to God for it. Insofar as that punk Brad is concerned, he didn't even have the gonnads to tell his wife he was through with her. I think Pitt is nothing but a woman in men's clothing.

Posted at 7:10PM on Aug 19th 2008 by pncmsing

79. So... why is her buttcrack sandy...?

Posted at 9:03PM on Aug 19th 2008 by drumchick

80. Guacala you guys would not even come close to that BIG FAT ASS you know that saying I may be fat but your ugly this Biatch is both Fat and freaking ugly and no taste at all... Go f yourself...

Posted at 7:31PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Alex's Chica

81. Roseanne please take your slimy, fat c-u-n-t-y self back to whatever hole you slithered out from.
You had your chance to talk and you have no right to be upset about TMZ's coverage of your nonsensical rant. If you are willing to dish it out you better be prepared for the responses from the public and the media. From what I've seen 95% of people on blogs around the internet think you are nothing but a washed up, foul mouth fat b-i-t-c-h.

I'm indifferent when it comes to Angelina but how she spends her money should not be a concern to anyone much less Roseanne. She gives a third of her income to charity and I think I've heard that she hasn't made up her mind about the political candidates. How can she endorse someone if she hasn't made up her mind.

Roseanne needs to get laid her pent up frustration is starting to show.

Posted at 7:42PM on Aug 19th 2008 by DaOla

82. Roseanne who? I guess a blog is the only job she can get. At least we don't have to see her face or hear her voice. Thank God for that.

Posted at 1:45PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Travis

83. Yeah, give the dumbass the time and spotlight she so wants and needs. Her other ways failed so why not go after a bigger target this time. Ignore it and it will go away!

Posted at 8:45PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Crucialdeeds

84. Roseanne has some nerve. I can't believe she would be so vile and ignorant in her drunken rant, but then again it's roseanne. Roseanne doesn't speak any truth and the haters love her for helping them hate on Angie and Brad, how pathetic. She needs a beat down and quick. Thanks roseanne you dumb idiot now more people are voting for McCain, including me.

Posted at 8:42PM on Aug 19th 2008 by teri

85. She's just jealous : #1-Brad Pitt would NEVER touch her!! #2- She prolly doesnt have 3 million dollars for herself or to give to the starving children!! #3- She could NEVER look as good as Angelina after 3 kids.. Roseanne looks like she ate their 3 kids welp make that 6 kids and all the food for the starving children :P

Posted at 8:45PM on Aug 19th 2008 by christina78

86. Roseanne needs to get a life. What the hell has she done to better the world. Please who doesn't remember when she grabbed her crotch as she "sang" our national anthem. I am by no means a Brangelina worshipper but hey they are doing great things with their time and money. What the hell has she done but have multiple personalities. What a loser if she wanted to put herself back in the spotlight she chose the wrong couple to pick on. Loser.

Posted at 9:18PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Melissa

87. If her front porch is as big as her BUTT she best get a BIG broom!!!

Posted at 8:54PM on Aug 19th 2008 by christina78

88. Love them or hate them Brad and Angelina find themselves blessed with good fortune, fate ,looks and opportunity. They at least have a consience and want to use their fortune and opportunity to help others in need. Many people are curious about them and their children and if part of my $4 for buying People magazine can go to help some starving kid in Africa- good. I'd rather look at those photos then Papparazi pictures.. ( Why don't they pass a law that Paparazzi can't get closer than 25 feet away??!)

Posted at 3:44PM on Aug 20th 2008 by KathyC

89. Queanbeyan, I couldn't have said it better myself. Rosie is too real and Brangelina too phony.

Posted at 9:15PM on Aug 19th 2008 by YEPPERS!!

90. Roseanne you nasty BITCH! Keep your opinions about Brad and Angelina to yourself.

Posted at 9:28PM on Aug 19th 2008 by celebsrus

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