Spencer: I'd Make Phelps My Bitch

The thought of Spencer Pratt in a Speedo is enough to make anyone throw up in their mouths, but Heidi's delusional he-bitch says he'd take on Michael Phelps in the Olympics and win.

Do they give gold medals for douchebaggery?



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46. Spencer is the biggest idiot EVER!!!!! I love it when Joel McHale makes fun of his flesh colored beard on the soup, it's priceless!!!!!

Posted at 8:38PM on Aug 19th 2008 by chikis411

47. Spencer wishes he could be as talented as Michael Phelps!! It's saad that he is known for his UGLY looks and for having no talent!!

Posted at 3:52PM on Aug 19th 2008 by g

48. 41 posts all against, count me as 42 or 43 pending on who comes before me all against.
I triple dog dare Spencer to beat Phelps, if he does, I have an VVIP Airbus A380, the A2 Mach 5 hypersonic plane (Popular Science, Feb 2008), a rocket car more fuel efficiant than a hybrid, the Tumbler and POD from "Dark Knight", and a matter transporter and spaceship from Area 51, good luck Spencer.

Posted at 3:59PM on Aug 19th 2008 by BOEING 787

49. LOL Spencer really thinks he's something huh? yeah, a piece of crap. He looks like a piece of crap, smells like a piece of crap. Dude, Michael Phelps would dust Spencer in all departments...looks, talent, values, morals, etc. Spencer, go get a life you clueless stinky piece of crap loser....and your girlfriend too. LOSERS.

Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Dan

50. he would be afraid to put his little penis in a speedo. obviously he is hung like a 8 year old. hahahahahaha he got nothing for his ho

Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 19th 2008 by bulldogi

51. When Spencer puts on a Speedo. His package will go Doeing and drop off.

Posted at 4:30PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Daddy O

52. Just goes to show you what a TOOL that idiot is. GOOD LORD Spencer, I just CANNOT believe how stoopid you really are. Heidi, I wish you luck You're gonna need it if you marry that idj!

Posted at 5:37PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Doc

53. HappyGlad, he can't HELP it - that is what he IS :)

Posted at 5:37PM on Aug 19th 2008 by Doc

54. Spencer is arrogant, mean, and spiteful because his manhood is the size of a pencil. Believe me I know what I'm talking about. Don't deny Spencer.....

Posted at 5:42PM on Aug 19th 2008 by We dated in high school

55. Who is this pathetic loser anyway? He disses all guys to try to cover his homo instincts.

Posted at 7:21PM on Aug 19th 2008 by JD

56. why are we giving him any attention and his clueless whatever she is to him any reaction to their pointless world? they both need to go back to their planets and quit being in ours we have enough clueless people in the world as it is.
PPL QUIT GIVING THEM ATTENTION THEY KEEP THINKING THEIR IMPORTANT!

Posted at 3:52PM on Aug 20th 2008 by *AttentionWhore*

57. They must be giving out gold SOMETHING for douchebaggery, since TMZ feels the need to be douchebags by constantly promoting this Tool and his bimbo.

Posted at 12:24AM on Aug 20th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

58. ... Why does everything have to revert back to Spencer Pratt? That slimey worm tries to associate with anything big going on.
I know Phelp's is too big of a man to pay attention to this trash talk, but it would be quite amusing if he offered to "race" Spencer.

Actually I'm waiting for when Spencer insults some boxer or wrestler and gets his ass handed to him on a platter. (make sure it's disposable, he deserves no better)

Posted at 2:43AM on Aug 20th 2008 by AnonymousRex

59. This guy is such a douche bag. He really makes me sick

Posted at 2:30PM on Aug 21st 2008 by Sarah

60. Spencer is an arrogant jerk! He couldn't get into the Olympics even as a spectator. Is he seriously delusional or just a seriously stupid ignoramus.

Posted at 12:54PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Patty O.

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