Spencer: I'd Make Phelps My Bitch

The thought of Spencer Pratt in a Speedo is enough to make anyone throw up in their mouths, but Heidi's delusional he-bitch says he'd take on Michael Phelps in the Olympics and win.

Do they give gold medals for douchebaggery?



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61. I can honestly say that Hiedi and Spencer definitely haven’t gone to Iraq yet because some army dude would have seriously logged a javelin missile up his frosted tip, Beverly Hills pansy joker @ss. It wouldn’t have been difficult either since it’s probably hella loose from Heidi banging him with her strap on every night while they are filming the f*cking Hills….

Posted at 12:40PM on Aug 21st 2008 by mmm

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