91-year-old masturbation enthusiast Ernest Borgnine is refusing to back down from his whacked out on-air confession the other day -- that routinely flogging the bishop won't make you go blind (as our photog's father led him to believe), but is actually the key to vitality.
Guess father doesn't always know best.
16. So, you CAN be overweight and live to a ripe, old age! Best news I've heard in a long time!
Posted at 1:49PM on Aug 20th 2008 by L
17. Well, he's 91 so he must be doing something right! Wish he'd lose the belly, though. Love ya, Ernest!!
Posted at 12:38PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Larue
18. Thats why I love being a man I can rub one out anytime I want. 90 years old and he is still beating off?? Good for him,he is my hero. I'm gonna spank the monkey in honor of him today.
Posted at 1:13PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Kevin
19. Hey Mermaid Man where's Barnicle Boy?
Posted at 1:32PM on Aug 20th 2008 by anna
20. I LOVE this man! Look at him, people! He's NINETY-ONE! I'm certain that his longevity secrets extend far beyond what he does with his hands in his spare time. I wish nothing but continued spectacular health and happiness for Mr.Borgnine!
Cyndi
Posted at 1:35PM on Aug 20th 2008 by C
21. God Bless you, Ernie, we still love ya!!!! Go for it!!!
Posted at 4:54PM on Aug 20th 2008 by mombo
22. I grew up watching Mc Chale's navy with Ernest Borgnine, Tim Conway and the rest of the gang. As far as I know, Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway are the only ones left. Everyone else is dead. If that is his secret to long life then God bless him, let him pull his pud until it stretches like a piece of turkish taffy......
Posted at 2:32PM on Aug 21st 2008 by mightymeatmonsta
23. So Ernie,
Roughing up the suspect?
Doing the knuckle shuffle?
Dating Rosie Palmer and her five dancing sisters?
Waxing romantic?
Having a tug-o-war with Willie the one eyed wonder weasel?
.
Open mics are a bitch, huh?
Look on the bright side. Jessie Jackson wanted to cut Obama's off, you just want to rub one out!
Make love, not war!
Posted at 11:22PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Earnest goes the distance
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