No One Wants Roseanne's Sloppy Seconds

1. $15,000 a month!?!?!?! That is an outrage. How will this poor woman survive?????

Posted at 3:04PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Lucky

2.

Roseass ! Just think . Without you , he'd be nothing .

Posted at 3:14PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Upside Down Girl

3. THAT'S TAX FREE $375 , DID HE PAY FOR LAWYERS FEE ?

OR IS THAT INCLUDED IN THE $375,000 ?????

IF HE WAS THE LAST MAN ON EARTH , I WOULDN'T HAVE
A PERSON LIKE HIM , HE HAS A LOUD MOUTH .

NO DOUBT HE HAS NO RESPECT , AND HE MUST TREAT
HIS EX'S LIKE S.H.I.T. OR ELSE HE WOULDN'T BE MARRIED
THAT MANY TIMES .

IF YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH A LADY , THEN YOU DESERVES
TO BE SINGLE ..........

WONDER HOW HE TREATED HIS MOTHER ????????

IF HE TREATED MOTHER WRONG , THEN HE TREATED HIS
EX'S WRONG TOO , WELL EXCEPT FOR ROSEANNE , BECAUSE
SHE WILL THROW HIS DUMBA$$ OUT THE DOOR , SHE'S NOT
GOING TO TAKE ANY S.H.I.T. OUT OF HIM .

YOU WOULD THOUGHT , HE WOULD LEARN FROM HIS FIRST
MARRIAGE , SO HE DOESN'T REPEAT THE SECOND AND THIRD .

SOME PEOPLE DOESN'T LEARN FROM THERE MISTAKES ( REPEAT ) .

KEEP THIS IN MIND ........IT APPLIES FOR WOMEN / MEN ............

IT'S NOT A ONE WAY STREET , JUST A 2 WAY .

Posted at 3:15PM on Aug 20th 2008 by YOU MEAN HE DIDN'T LEARN FROM HIS FIRST OR SECOND MARRIAGE , END UP ON HIS THIRD , WHAT A DUMBA$$

4. Does he even make $15,000 a month? If so, how? He's not on Best Damn Sports Show and he can't act.

Posted at 3:26PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Flake

5. Just because someone is married 3 times doesn't mean it's THEIR fualt....I know...I was married 3 times...the first one 8 years...I left him beccause POT & BEER were more important to him than his wife &kids...the sceond one left me while I was in a back brace after 11 years of marraige...I'd had back surg...AND HE stole MY business too...an antique store with coffee bar, cheated on me too...I got NOTHING out of the divorce, except a newly fixed back...the third one I married was impotent...I didn't KNOW THIS didn't TRY the GOODS beforehand...dumb me.....AND not only could he NOT GET IT UP....but he kept hitting on all MY friends!!! PLUS he went back to drinking and being a RX abuser...I had had NO IDEA he had substance abuse issues before I married him. Married for LOOOOVE and got a huge giant LEMON!!!!

So, see, it's not always what it looks like...not always "oh YOU must be the WORST person in the world to live with, or people would stay married to you"....I think these gals were just gold diggers to begin with...and Tom is so desperate to have a baby he'll marry practically ANYBODY.

Somebody should hook him up with that fugly chick/man who screwed Mini-me!! She's desparate enough to marry Tom, AND maybe give him that baby he wants too!!!

Poor guy, I feel for him, really, if he'd just quit being so fidgety, maybe someone NORMAL could stand him for more than 5 minutes!!! Why doesn't his buddy the Govenator hook him up??????????????????

Posted at 3:27PM on Aug 20th 2008 by I can see it, can you?

6. That bitch gets my money? He only has the $ I gave his no talent a$$.

Posted at 3:48PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Roseanne

7. Where would Tom get that kind of cheese to pay $15,000 a month? Well at least now maybe Rosanne will have something to talk about other than Brad and Angelina. Speaking of which how much money have you donated to charity Rosanne other than to your own spoiled kid's. At least they are adopting children, as I recall you put a baby up for adoption or was that too long ago for you to remember. Shut your fat pie whole $#&*h!

Posted at 4:53PM on Aug 20th 2008 by crazyisascrazydoes

8. She gets alimony for 25 months!?! Can she not find a job in that amount of time? What the hell is she going to give him for the next 25 months? She is cute so I'm sure she can think of something but it will require her going over to Tom's house at least 3 times a week for the next 25 months.

Posted at 5:09PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Mustafa Kim

9. when are these hollywood morons gonna realize that they're being used as ATM's by the hollywood whore corp.?!!
Get a freakin' call girl for god's sake....

Posted at 5:09PM on Aug 20th 2008 by ml

10. How in the world is that total loser gonna come up with $15K/month???!!!

Posted at 5:23PM on Aug 20th 2008 by I hate paparazzi

11. A six year marriage nets her $180K a year for more than 2 years. 6 years of Med School does not get you that type of starting income.

Until we change the laws and petition our law makers to do so women like this will continue to be financial rewarded for doing nothing more then being a Mrs. Is this the easy life we want for our daughters?

Posted at 5:51PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Mark

12. So she gets 375K TOTAL (?!?!) while K Fed gets 240K per year for the next 16 years. Looks like MALE gold diggers make bigger money in Hollywood, contrary to what posters here will no doubt yelp.

Posted at 7:10PM on Aug 20th 2008 by del

13. 11. A six year marriage nets her $180K a year for more than 2 years. 6 years of Med School does not get you that type of starting income.

Until we change the laws and petition our law makers to do so women like this will continue to be financial rewarded for doing nothing more then being a Mrs. Is this the easy life we want for our daughters?

Posted at 5:51PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Mark


Mark - Perhaps when you get over your hatred of women you can answer this: What of Christy Brinkley's husband, J Lo's spouses or K Fed, who walk away with millions and millions they never earned? Gold digging goes BOTH way and there are plenty of manwhores in Hollywood skating with money earned by women.

Posted at 7:11PM on Aug 20th 2008 by del

14. He about ran me over running through Caesar's Palace, in the hall near the entrance to the shops. He was really rude ! Didn't even say," Pardon me." I thought he was nasty looking, too. Had dyed black hair. A real Jerque.

Posted at 8:55PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Bunnie

15. Does he EVEN HAVE A JOB ? ANY JOB? A NO talent LOSER !!

Posted at 8:58PM on Aug 20th 2008 by Ophelia