Secret Service -- See Jonny Run

Barack Obama better watch his back because the Secret Service doesn't seem to be doing it so well.
Barack, Fairplay
How the hell did Jonny Fairplay, the most hated man in reality TV, get in Barack's face? Look closely at the pic -- we see at least three agents and surely there are several dozen more. What we now know is a little frightening.

The photo was taken yesterday, after an appearance at Short Sugar's BBQ in Danville, Va. Some of the joint's employees tell us Fairplay "jumped out of the woodwork" and into frame, "catching Barack off guard." We're thinkin' the Secret Service was flatfooted too. As long as we're on the subject, aren't they supposed to catch people who "jump out of the woodwork"?

UPDATE: Obama's campaign tells TMZ, "The United States Secret Service agents who protect Senator Obama and Senator McCain are some of the bravest and most capable people you will ever meet."

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31. FYI Jonny lives in Danville & just got married at Smith Mountain Lake. So, he was probably there.

Posted at 2:36PM on Aug 21st 2008 by ckitty

32. I saw his wedding announcement in the Reidsville NC paper and it's grose the pic of him & his wife. they're groping all over each other. And she looks like a crack whore he rinsed off.

Posted at 2:36PM on Aug 21st 2008 by ckitty

33. This is proof that the Secret Service does not care about a black man let alone a black man becoming president, They would put him at risk by standing 100feet away!

Posted at 6:54PM on Aug 21st 2008 by BubzWon

34. oh for bleep's sake, get the Cubs hat off that man. He's going to jinx us!

Posted at 3:11PM on Aug 21st 2008 by chicago

35. Two idiots posing for a picture - especially the one with the big Dumbo ears - Nobama!

Posted at 3:06PM on Aug 21st 2008 by NObama is just a puppet!

36. who cares about Barach HUsseim Obama...

Posted at 3:41PM on Aug 21st 2008 by Clar

37. This is a very good fake - if it is a fake. The sunlight matches on both gentlemen. You can really tell the angle of the sun by the shadows cast on the men in the upper right corner. Nice fake job!

Posted at 3:45PM on Aug 21st 2008 by amaaaazed

38. OMG........................... you can't honestly tell me that you guys believe this pic is real can you? I'm not even a professional w/ photoshop or whatever is out there....... but you can totally tell this is fake..................

and who the hell wants to vote for a man that say's we have 57 states?????????????/ LMFAO....................... probably those that believe it!

Posted at 3:55PM on Aug 21st 2008 by nicky

39. okay first I just LOVE how every black person that writes on this uses the words 'I am African American' as if by writing that it makes you the voice of black americans across the country or in any way that matters. Here's a clue people, just because you're black doesn't mean you are in some way obligated to vote for Obama or need to make some big announcement that you wont vote for him and of course your opinion is so much greater on this issue because you are african american.

Secondly, I think its pretty funny that some douchebag decided to bring up Michelle's thesis that she wrote in the 70's up again. Here's a hint people. It was the seventies, the civil rights movement really kicked off in the 60's. Look at footage of peace marches with MLK jr and watch as fire hoses and dogs are used on peaceful marchers and tell me that in just a decade all racial tensions completely evaporated into thin air. Come on get real people. There was definately a problack movement in the 70s because it was coming from the children of black men and women who were fighting for equal rights in the United States. They grew up and witnessed how hard their parents fought just to be considered equal. How can any of thay not rub off on them? Look at black culture in the 70's it was all about Black empowerment, 'Say it Loud, I'm black and I'm proud', the Black National anthem, Foxy Brown, Shaft etc. It was about empowerment of a race that had been treated like feces throughout American history.

Furthermore I think its absolutely pityful that some people think that racism is gone and buried and just doesn't exist anymore in the gold ole USA. Comeon, get a freaking clue. I'm not saying its everywhere or that the 'man' is out to get me or any of that craziness but its just as stupid to think there is just no more racism and as americans we all go out to eat rainbow colored ice cream with sprinkles (or soy ice for the vegans among us). I mean just look at the posts from the 'African Americans'.

If you don't want to vote for Barak Obama, fine, but keep it to the issues, you don't agree with his energy policy, or his stance on drilling, flpflopping, inexperience, whatever, choose your reason but make it legit, stop all your bs reasons because they just make you look ignorant.

Lastly even if he was a muslim, so freaking what? last time I checked this country was founded on freedom of religion (and slavery but thats another story for another day).


In regards to the actual picture, kudos to the guy for getting pass such a well cordinated and disiplined force...yeah that was sarcasm.

Obama '08

Posted at 3:04AM on Aug 22nd 2008 by truthsupporter

40. #16.......... at least you're telling the truth ..............finally out of all these millions of people

someone is telling the truth ........Just like the dumba$$ , who came to my OLD TOWN ,

made a huge mistake , he was being WANTED by the FBI , local policemen from 2 states

and he ends up at a local bar , where the local policemen hangs out . LOL

he didn't have a chance , come to found out , a friend of mine , who works for county police

said , this MURDER , planned to kill someone else , if he had a chance , well he was caught

way before , so now he's in a different state in prison , killed 7 people in 24 hrs , in 2 different

states . CRIME DOESN'T PAY .....

Posted at 4:59PM on Aug 21st 2008 by CRIME DOESNT PAY

41. Obama was probably smoking a cigarette (or two or three) and thought he was just hanging out. You know he smokes ,right? A lot, right? That's probably why he wants such nationalized health care- so he doesn't have to pay for his cancer and emphysema when it comes. It's what he means when he says "HOPE". That's why his lip color looks unhealthy- he is addicted to cigarettes and his oxygen carrying capacity is impaired. It's kind of scary. People worry that Mccain has had some skin cancer removed, but you better damn well worry about Obama's soon-to-be cancerous lungs.

Posted at 5:01PM on Aug 21st 2008 by YumYum

42. Oh wow !!! I thought this was the picture of him, and his new running mate :)

Posted at 6:30PM on Aug 21st 2008 by Pool Guy

43. Ya, Obama's youngest brother lives on $1 per month. Sean Hannity said he'll send the guy some money since Obama can't be bothered.

Posted at 6:43PM on Aug 21st 2008 by George

44. Forget the political chat, I'm not even going there. I can tell you, though, that I know Fairplay(and the fam), and in fact just got off the phone with him. I know for a fact that the photo is real. And no, he didn't jump out of the woodwork. Yea, the guy is random, yea the guy is pretty hyper and crazy, but he poses no "threat" to Obama to have secret service pulling him away.

Posted at 7:11PM on Aug 21st 2008 by Paige

45. It's not fake. I'm from Danville and Obama stopped at the restaurant. Many people actually got to take pictures with him and he paid for some people's meals...Man some of you people are just plain ignorant. You see a picture and assume it's fake..not realizing that Johnny lives in Danville. BARACK FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

Posted at 12:58AM on Aug 22nd 2008 by jess4uandme

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