Chris Kattan's Marriage in the Can

16. Do Not Touch The Mango!

Sounds like she didn't...

Posted at 9:04PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by schmamie

17. Irreconcilable differences?
You mean irreconcilable similarities. They both like dudes.

Posted at 7:41PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Norm.

18. Who f-ing cares? It probably took that long for her to find his penis.

Posted at 7:44PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Who f-ing cares?

19. PolarBear, exactly! How can they have "irreconcilable differences" now that they didn't have before. You don't change that much during 8 weeks which is how "irreconcilable differences" develop.
I realize that very few people marry "til death do us part" anymore but these celebs are making a mockery of marriage.

Go Sox

Posted at 7:46PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Baseball Junkie

20. Well I said I give it 6 weeks...I was only 2 weeks off...

A vagina doesn't constitute as an irreconcilable difference, Chris...

Posted at 7:58PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Wehadababyitsaboy

21. Sure did think he preferred guys. Don't care but was surprised when they announced marriage

Posted at 1:16PM on Aug 23rd 2008 by Inono

22. "YOU CANNOT HAVE THE MANGO"

Posted at 8:21PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Fernando Valenzuela

23. Annulments aren't just for Catholics you know?!?!?!?

Posted at 6:29AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by liz

24. Wow! This is a surprise considering they have been dating for so long. There must have been major issues prior to marrying but decided to go ahead anyway. Such a shame that they are not willing to work it out. People give up to quick on marriages these days and the government makes it so easy to do so.

Posted at 8:44PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by maggie

25. Why do men persist on getting married????? To this day, they still don't understand!!!

Posted at 11:29PM on Aug 25th 2008 by CriticXtreme

26. She probably thought "WTF I'm not going to get a dime out of this so I might as well cut this short and find another sucker."

Posted at 10:26PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by LookAtYou

27. "Smart enough to file a prenup"?
Yeah, you wouldn't want her to get her paws on all that "Corky Romano" dough.

Posted at 10:25PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Norm.

28. I reckon Chris Kattan got in one good fart on her face before he threw her to the curb.

Posted at 11:25PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Jerry Jarvela

29. A blind man could have seen this coming. *Giggles*

Posted at 11:27PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by SpawnOfAzazel

30. I hear number 4 and 9 could of really happened. :) just kidding...she wasn't a beard.

Posted at 12:17AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by AllenS