Chris Kattan's Marriage in the Can

I saw Chris perform at Groundlings in LA, I guess 14 years ago or so. He was absolutely hilarious and a real stand-out on stage. I remembered him and was pleasantly surprised to see him on SNL later on. It seems like anytime a guy has a small frame or doesn't publicly have women sitting on his face, he is automatically gay (which, for the homophobes out there, take a class on getting secure in your own sexuality). If we are going to stereotype - then let me say guys that look like Chris usually have enormous slongs - and since they are not self-consumed, they actually know how to use that slong....and they usually have a fabulous personality, are funny, sensitive and warm. Much more preferable to the over-muscled, dim-witted guy that shaves his body, makes you pay for dinner and then forgets to call you. Not that I'm bitter, just wise.. You go, Chris.

I thought he was gay anyway. She must of too.

She was really a man baby!

Who's saying he's not the horrible one...lol...funny,when a "celebrity" is involved in a divorce...it's ALWAYS the non-celebrities fault!

I have had an annulment.

who cares if he's gay...straight...or...likes a bit of both...they say comedy comes from lives drama's..this 8 wks marriage might become one of his funniest routines ...one can only hope...

Someone actually married that midget???

He probably could'nt handle the rotten stench coming from her Big V.

Coverage for their wedding stated that they each wrote their own vows. Sunshine wrote something sweet and loving. Chris wrote a joke about the pre-nup. Then weeks later he filed for separation.

isn't he gay?