Mayer -- Shoot Me Now

Not that we're over-analyzing things -- but John Mayer seemed to go out of his way last night to show his mug, P.J. (post-Jen).

John walked further than he had to when he left Nobu in NYC -- perhaps a retort to Jennifer Aniston walking the streets of New York aimlessly the day before.

John was mum, but spoke in other ways. Dressed in black -- a sign of mourning? Face point down -- a sign of remorse? John's on a cell phone, but doesn't he favor texting? It's all so damn complicated.



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16. Ah poor wittle Jen Jen got her cold fish ass dumped....AGAIN maybe if she spent more time putting things in her mouth instead of cigerettes she could find a man and hold onto him. You stupid dunce head jealous broads are all the same, it's always the gut huh well maybe he didn't want to put up with her self absorbed don't touch my hair attitude. You want me to do what with what???? I'll mess my hair and put what where???? Good boy John slam them all and dump them. By the way Jen Jen how good can you really be when a dummy like Brad dumps your cold fish ass for a skank and bangs out kids????? DUNCE

Posted at 12:42PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by JEALOUS BROADS

17. He doth protest too much!

Methinks he may have been dumped by her. Seems to be terribly important to him to get it out there that he dumped her!
Appears to have an incrediblely huge EGO wanting everyone to know that he dumped her.

Posted at 2:59PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by tuscany

18. He has a new girlfriend , you just dont know about .

Posted at 12:43PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by He has a new girlfriend , you just dont know about .

19. BIG TIME LOSER!!!

Posted at 1:21PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by bb

20. John Mayer is hot!!

What do you expect, she is too old for him!! Ashton K. needs to stop feeeling up Grandma Demi and find a young beauty for himself, as well!!!

Posted at 12:45PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Lynny

21. Run, Forrest, run.

Posted at 12:47PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by nira k

22. He WOULD walk out of his way to get as much publicity as possible. What a d-bag. John Mayer is a whiny, self-righteous, wanna-be rock star who needs to quit now. If I hear one more of his unoriginal, "I'm trying to be deep" anthems on the radio, I'm going to Vincent van Gogh both of my ears immediately. His music is that ridiculously bad, and yay, we get a two-for when his narcissistic personality compliments that of his crap-tastic songs. If I had to choose between hearing this guy or making out with a broken bottle, the bottle would get it good. Yes John, I'm also waiting for the world to change...to be one where I don't have to listen to your rancid, repetitive, sorry-excuse-for-music. Every time that bean bag picks up a guitar, Jimi wishes he would have taken the instrument with him to the grave so we didn't have to hear John fumble around on it like a person learning braille for the first time.

Posted at 9:43PM on Aug 27th 2008 by RLLuvah

23. Everyone just needs to lay off....leave him alone! If I were you I would feel like the biggest creep ! Everyone is being creepy following him around asking him the same stupid question ! WHO really cares...they broke up..its done ,.over !!! Let them move on with their lives and do what they love to do without being stalked and harrased every time they walk the streets of their own town. We need to respect everyone around us !

Posted at 1:05PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Kristina

24. Media Whore = John Mayer

John Mayer is the new Paris Hilton

Posted at 1:24PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Sean

25. OMG ...its getting juicey !!! it appears these 2 still have some venom in their system....now...this is worth following...get buzy tmz...

Posted at 1:14PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by northern gyspy

26. # 14, great post. You said dead on.

Posted at 1:24PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by filth

27. #22, you are so right, he's the male version of Paris Hilton..lol...good one...

Posted at 1:28PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by filth

28. Jen didn't say anything.. The gossips did. If he wanted to avoid the press he could have had his car brought around.
He just likes to be seen. Look how far he walked, he didn't want to avoid being seen. At least this time he was
smart enough to keep still. She sure doesn't look unhappy to me so move on. They just didn't belong together.
Happens all the time.

Posted at 1:31PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Jan

29. who cares?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get that mess out of the city and back to the west coast. enuf rats in the city as it is.

Posted at 1:37PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by NYC123

30. He walked FARTHER, not further. You TMZ people are going to FURTHER lengths to show you are a bunch of uneducated dumbasses.

Posted at 1:33PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Big Dee

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