Mayer -- Shoot Me Now

Not that we're over-analyzing things -- but John Mayer seemed to go out of his way last night to show his mug, P.J. (post-Jen).

John walked further than he had to when he left Nobu in NYC -- perhaps a retort to Jennifer Aniston walking the streets of New York aimlessly the day before.

John was mum, but spoke in other ways. Dressed in black -- a sign of mourning? Face point down -- a sign of remorse? John's on a cell phone, but doesn't he favor texting? It's all so damn complicated.



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46. "It's all so damn complicated."

Really? Well, if that's true, maybe he and Denise Richards ought to get together and see if they can figure everything out. They deserve each other.

Posted at 3:55PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by the DQ

47. JOHN IS A COMPLETE PANSY- WHO TALKS ABOUT A PAST RELATIONSHIP ON A SIDEWALK TO SOME UNKNOWN PHOTOGS-? A LOSER! HE ASKS "WHAT ARE YOU HEARING?" LIKE HE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT "ALL THE PEOPLE" ARE SAYING ABOUT HIM- LAME! I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN EXAMPLE OF A BIGGER IDIOT- HE SHOULD JUST GET A LOSER REALITY SHOW TO BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ALL OF HIS STUPIDITY.

Posted at 4:12PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by JEEZLOUISE

48. I SMELL A LAWSUIT- THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD SHUT JOHN UP IS A LAWSUIT- HE IS SO CHEAP- HE DOESNT WANT TO HAVE TO PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:16PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by JEN

49. These two are back on. He walked away from Nobu so the photogs would follow him and no one would catch jen leaving the restaurant and getting in his car, then he got the call it was safe to come back.

Posted at 5:15PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by pajjj

50. And how do you know that pajjj? Working at Nobu?

Posted at 5:37PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by loocsi

51. He is so SEXY... I am glad that he left that old rag.... if he doesn't want to say anything, then just leave him alone.... he's a normal human being

Posted at 5:39PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by jp

52. Are you kidding post 50? Jennifer looks years younger than John. John reminds me of Norman Bates in the movie Pycho!

I swear he just dates high profile woman so that he can end it and announce it to the media. Next we'll see him update his blog. What did he write when him and Jessica split? "Stop calling me blah blah blah." Such a classes egotistic jerk.

Posted at 7:24PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Nin

53. What I have to say about John-

He's not wearing black because he's sad, black is a cute color to wear.

Don't talk about him please, he's on medication.

He should date Rihanna or me.




Posted at 8:18PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by blackandwhitegirl

54. ATRUE gentleman never speaks abt his past laisons with ANYONE ( except maybe his closest buddies) and the nerve of him to talk in public abt her says alot abt him. Good job SHE dumped him, should have been sooner!

Posted at 9:18PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by thats all !

55.
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LMAO

Posted at 10:21PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Ri

56. ZULEIMA GOT IT RIGHT IS DOWNGRADE (EVEN THOUGH SHE'S A FAB ACTRESS, MAINLY BECAUSE SHE'S PLAYING HERSELF IN EVERY ROLE)

A. HYPOCRITE, she doesn't talk to her father because he cheated on her mother, WELL so did you missy! twice! once with Billy Bob who was engaged, and with Brad who was married!

B. BI-SEXUAL, BLOOD CARVING, VILE CARRYING NUT JOB. I think she ACTS when she's doing interviews and running around with Brad and the troupe - she wants to be seen as normal... However, I think when on Screen she is HERSELF. So it's the other way around

C. Druggy - she's done every drug on the books, what happens if she relapses?

D. all this philanthropy stuff seems false. They even sold the house they bought in New Orleans months after the bought it and were all Katrina, Katrina.... why did u leav then? was it all for press? yes :)

Posted at 10:58PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Ri

57. It's a shame. They both seem to be wonderful people who made each other happy.

Posted at 11:50PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Janet

58. I wanna know how he's in NYC one day, but playing shows in UT the same night.

Posted at 12:06AM on Aug 23rd 2008 by Red

59. John, Hes walking around the city so he can steal more music.Hes already being sued for Waiting on the world to change.Boys kiss and tell not Men.Hes just creeps me out.Jen is the classy one here.She dumped him thats why he had to get his attention with paps.I am a pap in Hollywood and truth is she dumped him because he couldnt satisfy her sexually.Johns known for having a small d.ck.Hes to into him.I hope my daughter never brings a Mayer home. Hoesty

Posted at 2:26AM on Sep 21st 2008 by honesty

60. He always seemed like he really liked any publicity he got - I don't take him seriously as a musician as one would with Thom Yorke or even Chris Martin (stretch a bit there too) - but after John began dating Jessica Simpson it became clear that indeed his odd facial contortions are completey an affect and that he simply is a pop star with a bit of talent... not enough talent or smarts to take seriously, but enough that I am continuing to type this message. John Mayer... pedestrian, over-hyped, and damn lucky to have dated the likes of classy Anniston, who, in my opinion, was smart enough to leave him before he left any crap at her house.

Posted at 4:03PM on Aug 23rd 2008 by Michelle Nelson

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