Paris Hilton Saved by the Jaw of Life

A famished Paris Hilton unhinged her limber jaw at a Malibu beach party -- and shoveled as much chum into her chompers as humanly possible.



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31. I KNEW that sex-tape was BS!!! Lazy-eye can open her mouth MUCH wider, and check out the tongue action! All I can say is I sure am glad I didn't pay!

Posted at 8:14PM on Aug 24th 2008 by Drew Pee Drawer

32. Porn Star

Posted at 8:26PM on Aug 24th 2008 by In Other News, Porn Star Paris Hilton...

33.

Paris...
Hilton...

Yep,

Perfect Porn Star Name...

Posted at 8:45PM on Aug 24th 2008 by In Other News, Porn Star Paris Hilton...

34. Really? I mean TMZ, I love your insane random crap on this site....but Paris eating? No wonder those dumb *itches are like a bean pole, have eating disorders, etc. Bad choice for a story, try again. PARIS LOOKS GREAT EVEN WHILE SHOVELING FOOD DOWN HER THROAT HOLE!!!!!

Posted at 1:34AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Anti eating disorder

35. She's not eating; she's just pretending she's licking a schlong...

Posted at 2:29AM on Aug 28th 2008 by pearASS = STUPID DUMBASS SLUTTY ATTENTION WHORE

36. She needs to be careful. Her mouth is the only reason she keeps being cast in crappy movies.

Posted at 9:01AM on Aug 25th 2008 by JD

37. First thoughts that come to mind everytime I see Paris. WHORE! Media WHORE! Non-entity WHORE! Circus freak WHORE!

Posted at 9:24AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Tony

38. 800 pound Gorilla!

You sound like an untrained monkey, and the inbreeding doesn't surprise me at all.

Posted at 9:29AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Tony

39. She was hoping there was a pair of nuts at the end of here spoon.

Posted at 10:47AM on Aug 25th 2008 by I give a Damm

40. This bitch needs to eat so her freaky built body can get an ASS. Never saw anybody without butt cheeks. this girl has a lot of missing parts. hahahahahahahaha

Posted at 7:35PM on Aug 25th 2008 by bulldogi

41. Hey my friend meet Paris and told me that she suppose to act dumb for the public. for $$
that why she came up with nonsense words like "that hot."

but she is smart, try asking her smart questions next time you see her TMZ.

Posted at 3:39PM on Aug 26th 2008 by Rigor

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