Celebrity Justice
Slick Dick Gets Off Sex Charge Hook

He may look like a sex offender, but Andy Dick won't be prosecuted as one -- over an incident where he allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old girl's top outside that chicken joint last month.

A rep for the DA handling the case just released a statement saying, "We found that his actions were more in line with an assault than a sexual battery. It didn't appear to be an overt sexual act."

The Dick still faces four misdemeanor counts from his drunken tirade at the Murrieta, Ca. Buffalo Wild Wings, and will be arraigned next week for battery, unlawful possession of a controlled substance, public intoxication and possession of less than one ounce of marijuana.



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16. Is it just me or does this pic remind you of a certain individual from the Simpsons???? Sideshow Bob......anyone?? ha!

Posted at 11:50AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Blah

17.

No, he definitely ain't quite right.

Posted at 12:02PM on Aug 25th 2008 by OCD

18. So as long as you're a flamer you can't get tagged for sexual assault against the opposite sex?

Posted at 11:55AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Crabby

19. he's REALLY hard to look at..... they need to put him on a remote island with gary glitter and michael jackson

Posted at 12:11PM on Aug 25th 2008 by DeDe

20. What is wrong with you people out there????!!!!! Save this guy from himself for goodness sakes! Don't give him a pass from disgusting behavior which will only continue if he doesn't learn how wrong it is!

Posted at 12:31PM on Aug 25th 2008 by BETTYB

21. Looks like his days of freedom are about over and his days of operating a call girl operation out of his own jail cell are juat about to start.

Posted at 12:33PM on Aug 25th 2008 by PolarBear

22. Please, ANdy, put your glasses back on!!

Posted at 12:36PM on Aug 25th 2008 by Judith

23. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS "SCARY,SCARY"

Posted at 12:38PM on Aug 25th 2008 by natural woman

24. That really is unbelievable. Anyone else would have be charged.Except fr O.J.

Posted at 1:00PM on Aug 25th 2008 by blow me

25. This jerk belongs in a rehab..1 year at least..but since he is such an A hole..I hope they put his ass behind bars..l.for some real time..6 mo at least

Posted at 1:43PM on Aug 25th 2008 by Big Jule From Chicago

26. Did anyone else instantly think of Charles Manson when they saw that photo? The sexual assault charge should have stuck but either way he needs to be locked up in a psychiatric facility, he is seriously deranged. He's just another mentally unbalanced idiot who is self-medicating, only his behavior is affecting other people.

Posted at 1:51PM on Aug 25th 2008 by Leela

27. All the charges should stick and this foul excuse for a human should be locked up -- except the charge for possession. When are we going to stop clogging up the courts with marijuana charges? Its too ridiculous.

Posted at 1:24PM on Aug 25th 2008 by J9

28. Um...can someone just beat him within an inch of his life already!!!!!!??
Sick bastard is always drunk and obnoxious.

Posted at 2:03PM on Aug 25th 2008 by l.a girl87

29. Ya get the feeling something is not quite connected looking at him. Kind of like this is your brain on drugs commercial.

Posted at 8:14AM on Aug 26th 2008 by milly

30. I dislike this creep as much as any of you, but I am pretty sure his actions IN THIS CASE were simply those of a drunk douchbag that thought he could get away with anything because the people involved wanted a pic with him. Note I said THIS CASE, as I honestly don't know what his really like or what his sexual orientation/preferences are. They just need to charge him with something he can be prosecuted for successfully so he doesn't skate away with no charges.

This is an especially creepy mugshot. I hope TMZ doesn't try to make us see it much, cause I will stop clicking on these pages if its on them.

Posted at 8:07PM on Aug 25th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

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